Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're sacred.

Howard. Cow tipping: real or not?

Wait, you went to a chapel?

and lumberjack shoulders, you couldn't do it.

Oh, he doesn't want me in there. I'm the creepy little guy

Sheldon ignored me for a week when he got that Roomba vacuum.

because she invited Zack.

and making sure Bernadette stays away from the marshmallows.

Do our traditions mean nothing to you?

I mean, we were married by an Elvis impersonator.

"Want of understanding?"

Yeah, we could've waited till Monday,

No, no, speak up.

Which was surprising, since we were at a strip club.

I'm sorry, too.

and throw around the old pigskin?

I never had a beer with my dad, either.

I'd love to go, but, unfortunately,

We had one of those silly fake weddings.

Do you mind? We're having a moment here.

I really just wanted to have a nice, quiet day at home

So, if your dad died when you were 14,

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving

Wonder what she saw in that guy.

Well, Sheldon started talking

Turns out an apple pie a day does not keep the doctor away.