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So I'm either an absent mom or a dirty one.
When they had strep throat, I had strep throat.
of this lice thing with Lisa.
And there's no way you're quitting.
Honey, that's-that's my boss's chair, okay?
Great mother.
I heard everything. I'm so proud of you.
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I checked. You're good.
LISA: It's Lisa McCaffrey!
She is now.
Sure. Yeah.
Sorry, no day off for high school.
I'd just like to point out that I didn't bring any kids.
Whoa, what's going on here?
Ladies and gentlemen, our Innovator Award winner,
He's your dad. You've pooped in his hand.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I mean, these days, you're busy working.
Lisa!
'cause last time the kids gave them to me,
Right. Yeah, the kids.
Okay, we gave up all of our other work for this job.
You go.
Teddy!
Here it is.
No, no, no, that-that can't be right, Lowell.