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If I have to take my kids to work every day,

I-I'm sure she'll understand. I mean, she's probably got kids.

Emme, Emme, Emme, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, I'm sure you'll do great.

Last one out stays home, all right?

Well, you really took the wind out of my sails.

And then I'm gonna swing by my ex-husband's house

I will. I'm sorry for both of us.

Okay, all right, uh... Oh, how about this?

So I did the healthy thing and I took it out on Lowell.

a physical manifestation of my fear of public speaking.

and if that's not good enough for you,

Anytime. But never again.

The kids' feet don't reach the bottom, but mine did.

and she said, "Oh, I have to do it because I'm a woman?"

I'm pretty sure I saw a zipper on the back of her head.

I felt bad because I thought I was a bad employee.

while you were running around being a great mom.

I wouldn't call it super helpful.

Look, it's on the sheet from school.

Not by blood, so let's just take that off the table.

I am a good mother.

Hold on, hold on.

There's no good solution to this.

Hey, you know what?

He took the kids to that ball pit place yesterday.

The Developers Association

Well, why wouldn't they tell us that?

So what are we gonna do?

Every time they get the flu, I get the flu.