Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I'm not gonna apologize for that.
My father-in-law just stopped calling me Nancy.
This-this is society trying to keep the working moms down!
She's upset. One of us is gonna have to go in there.
That was a big hit.
Wow, Nancy's worried.
Let's just go down there and check her out.
Katie can babysit.
But Adam's got some friends on top.
I don't understand why kids can't stay home alone.
Stand down, boy.
Thought I could hurdle that coffee table, I really did.
What kind of frickin' lice don't get on the mother's head?
and give his new girlfriend a big licey hug.
why I don't have the bugs.
My wife has a job, okay?
Maybe you're both. Who says you can't have it all?
I'm much more likeable one-on-one.
That repels lice. It does?
You don't do that. I do that.
Oh, look, you brought your children to my workplace.
you dodged a bullet.
Hey, you pulled the pin on the grenade; you jump on it.
I know you're in there.
On three. Okay, come on.
they are never gonna survive.
Thanks for meeting me at the exit of the roller coaster.
You know, we... we cut up their bananas.