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Oh, great. That's gonna totally ruin the curve.
Well, anyway, since we're friends and all, I thought...
I know you are.
- Can you get us free food? - You know, I would,
Whoa, it's good stuff. It's good stuff.
And so then they got me for resisting arrest.
I wasn't as creative about it as you were though. What did you do?
- Well, Matthew's probably free. - Dave, I'm readin' from the book.
Yeah, well, comin' here always cheers me up. Mm-hmm.
but the boss watches me like a hawk, so I can only get it for Bill.
Bonjour. Je m'appelle Matthew.
What memoirs?
Now, Dave, I know you. I can't imagine you ever breaking the law.
[ Thuds ]
I would make them sweat, war, war"?
Yes, you. Hi, you!
and I happened to notice that you came in here.
"But Jimmy has fancy plans,
[ Sizzles ]
Yeah, if you wanna sound like an idiot.
How come you're so calm?
Good.
Ain't he the cutest thing? Yeah.
What do you mean? Well--
- Hey, Mr. James. - Hey, Dave.