Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was having a few sips while I rinsed out my underwear.
In the past few days I've been turned down
You no-good, back-stabbing jezebel. I demand you show me that paper.
He's never called me at home before.
Dorothy isn't here.
of the arrangements for the banquet.
Come on, we've had that conversation.
While you're here, would you like a tour?
And one day he died.
Then you don't mind if he stays till I find his owner?
I'm the one he always gropes at the Christmas party.
Please forgive me, Dorothy.
You stole the banquet of the only art show I've ever put together.
Blanche, that does it, I have had it.
Right.
That's OK. I'll get him out.
She was arrested on a morals charge this morning.
On the bottom I'll write, "I was a big fat jerk."
I don't hate you. As a matter of fact, I once had a dog.
You were, but that was before we found Dorothy.
I am not that person.