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Way to bring it home!
Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation
-How's your mom? -My mom?
Okay.
♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪
♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪
for PlanetWatch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning?
-King? -King.
Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?
I love you, Jimmy Olsen.
My point is, I question everything and everyone.
Finally a bit of good news amid the chaos here this morning.
[whirs]
Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists
We're just seeing each other.
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
[Engineer] I can drill into it, Lex.
Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop.
♪ Bring me a rainbow From the sky ♪
and take it to an intergalactic zoo or…
Are you being serious right now?
you don't have any rights to read.
-[tail thumping] -[Krypto sniffing]
-No. -[Larry] Hotel down!
No, you are not going to take credit for this.
Sorry, kid.
[wind whooshing]
-You're late again, Kent. -Sorry, Perry.
We have searched the universe
-Is that necessary? -[restraint zips]
She likes to go and party on other planets.
And, of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors.
You heard him! He took him!
[pots clatter]
of the well-trained Boravian military.
Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel
-Terrific? -Follow me!
we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos
any signs yet of loss of life,
This rift is about to tear into the city.
I knew I could easily get
[beeps]
-[barks] -Ahh!
♪ Life's too short to be spent Having anything but fun ♪
-[hand lands] -[exhales]
Because of our metabolism,
Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em.
[sighs] Brain beats brawn. [exhales]
-More than a war that lasted… -…myself and, and, and…
Superman, we finally meet.
[chuckles]
Thank you.
[thud]
Makes this declaration he's against killing people
Good for you, asshole! I'm getting blinked to death!
Very handsome! Very handsome!
They don't know anything about anything, really.
Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it.
[roars]
Get back to your vehicle and get out of here!
Lex! The rift is almost here!
No! They chose him! Let them die!
Yes, but the results
…at least euthanize it less painfully.
It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it!
I thought it was great, Clark.
That was sick.
[rumbling]
he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive
I had never heard the second half before.
Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.
[whirring]
♪ We are the hellions The new rebellions ♪
[straining]
[whirring]
-Then you pretend… -I'm not mad.
Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?
Luthor has been giving them
After Superman acted with violence against our Boravian allies,
[Lex Luthor] Engineer, come in.
[Luthor] This is our private correctional institution.
♪ And there'll be sun, sun, sun All over our faces ♪
[Superman] Krypto, drop him!
[Hawkgirl] On the counter, where it always is.
You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you--
We are here to give y'aII tools,
I was gonna break up with him, actually.
Everyone file. This way, please.
Yes, but you know that's very silly.
Hi, Ma.
[Martha] Ol' mush.
down in Luttus.
and think everyone you've ever met is, like…
[metal clattering]
What is this?
and I try to make the best choices I can.
[Lois] The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information
[shouts]
you're here for more nefarious purposes.
The nanites are still in his lungs.
♪ See me die on Bleecker Street ♪
[Jimmy] Pretty thoroughly, Clark.
Nothing's felt right since he showed up.
-[inhales] -[man 2] Lex!
I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted.
[thud]
We love you more than land.
that the only rabid animal around here is Superman.
[reporter 3] And over in Eastern Europe,
We feed the canine, but he is unruly.
Yeah.
Destroyed. Along with all of my history.
One, two, three, four!
[roars]
♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪
with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos.
Some friend. Came here to rule over me?
Every time there's something he doesn't want to do,
Hey, buddy. Eyes up here.
[Clark] I'm not doing anything.
[creature wails]
That's how you got into the Fortress. [gasps]
-Do we rappel? -Rappel?
This is on the record, Superman.
Oh, I love her so much.
First, the government has some questions they want answered.
[cheering]
[roars]
It's Kryptonite poisoning.
[laughing]
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Fine, I-I won't write
♪ That's a voice That's from your past ♪
It would be difficult to find him.
[nanites clicking]
["Superman main theme" plays]
I'm not killing you
[woman speaking Kryptonian]
The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene.
-I can't. -I believe in you, Superman!
♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪
♪ Dad says Obey the rules ♪
[dishes clattering]
What are chitlins?
A very small amount.
Superman. Superman.
-[steam hisses] -[monkey cries]
a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets.
[power hums]
[Luthor] How do you contain a super dog?
you're seeing for the first time.
Sorry, I'm trying to figure out
[rumbling continues]
[computer chittering]
Hey!
how Lex Luthor's connected to all this.
36B--
Luthor, don't do this.