Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[suspenseful music]

between Boravia and this "Hammer!"

[solar flames roar]

since you claim not to read any of that stuff--

That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth

["Bring Me Sunshine" by Sophie Madeline playing]

[male translator] Do us proud, our beloved son.

You have to take him.

You be sure to keep our guest in check.

[raptor 1] Fall back! Fall back!

-Lex, I tried to stop him. -[Luthor] It's fine, Heather.

to extraterrestrial organisms.

♪ But you can't hear me Laughing to myself ♪

Your choices, Clark.

Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan,

Superman, a mean dog in a cape,

I'm sorry, friend.

Could be together again?

[Jimmy] Whatever his motives are,

[shutter clicking]

Therefore, at this point, Superman,

I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider,

Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go--

Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately.

-[baby coos] -…work them?

[Superman] Get! Go!

…before it gets to a city I care about.

Aw, you look like shit.

-It's not healthy, is it? -Mm-mmm.

♪ My mother says That I'm a fool ♪

He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur.

[sustained whistle]

[reporter 3] Boravian president, Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion

I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your…

[Kryptonian continuing, warbles]

[engine rumbles]

[Luthor] Well, keep looking.

[hooting, squealing]

-Shut up, Steve. -Like, uh, possum or chitlins…

You have a dog?

He's in your group, right? The, um, uh--

So you want the Defense Department

[chatter and laughter]

Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell

[glass tinkles]

City spokespeople…

[nanites clicking]

-Jimmy, will you transcribe? -Uh-huh.

but there's no way that message is fake.

Krypto! Come here, boy!

[exhales] Uh-huh.

that violates 12 international treaties.

-[growls] -Those things aren't cheap!

-[sirens wailing] -[horn honks]

I'm coming in on my own accord.

Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted.

in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall,

[people screaming]

and a couple of planes and some other stuff.

-There's always a way. -I said don't talk to me!

Let's do it, Cronkite.

Superman! Superman! Superman!

Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone?

-And compression, obviously. -What are you doing?

so I'd have an excuse to kill you!

-[thud] -[screaming]

I know these computer forensics guys.

[through megaphone] Everybody, clear the area.

unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI.

[raptor 2] Whoa! What do we got here?

to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur.

♪ We're on a planet of our own That we made from the bones ♪

-Raptors! Raptors! -In here! Guards! Guards!

he's out there alone.

♪ Ain't gonna take this Ain't gonna take this ♪

[Peacemaker] A lot of these guys, these…

Chitlins are intestines.

Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern.

♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪

[machine whines]

-[Superman groans] -[baby whines]

[Luthor grunts]

I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with,

-You seem upset. -[scoffs] I'm…

[wind whipping]

Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman

Are you kidding me?

-What are you--? Stop. -Where's the button?

Where'd they get the footage though?

["Superman main theme" plays]

I'm closing the freakin' rift.

-[drive clicks] -Got it.

[sighs] The country of Boravia has purchased

he'll have to personally answer to me.

At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies.

and walking out of an interview?

I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're…