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Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.
You don't get a vote with a name like that.
8H.
[both panting]
in case I don't know who he is.
might be faking a Boravian accent.
I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise.
-Lex. -What?
-[men chattering, indistinct] -[sirens in distance]
-Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! -[whimpering]
Don't talk to me.
Thought you was out here. [sighs]
find very attractive.
[low music plays]
You know what I mean?
The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Boravia.
in a pocket universe?
You know which way that would go.
Why?
[Luthor] Don't worry.
[clicks, whirs]
♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪
I cherish it more than anything.
34B.
He's doing something in here!
All together, they're an unstoppable force we call PlanetWatch.
[engine sputtering]
[grunts]
[male translator] That place is Earth.
♪ All over mine ♪
[raptor] Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor?
than what anyone meant for it to mean.
[zapping]
He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.
Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy.
Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof?
[male translator] Lord over the planet
Now you're being dishonest, Lois.
Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but…
♪ I am a hellion The new rebellion ♪
or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon.
-[stammers] 12C! Aah! -Delta down.
[rocks, crystals clatter]
I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat.
and the Boravian government
Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could.
from LuthorCorp in the past two years.
Eve?
They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog.
That's a cool name.
Not without air in his lungs.
between the US government and the Justice Gang.
[gasps] Oh, I have it right here.
Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice.
[raptor 1] Restricted area, pal!
Hey.
[sniffs]
Uh-huh. How, uh… How long?
is the most powerful being on Planet Earth:
[distant rumbling]
Yeah, we're all equally scared.
-Okay. -Which is gone now, by the way.
-I love you. -Love you.
[metallic warble]
-they're obsessed with me. -[sighs]
Others are for more personal transgressions.
…between 12 and 24 hours…
It's implied. Yeah.
[shouts]
♪ Oi oi oi ♪
How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA.
[dinging continues]
[sighs] Dude.
Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur,
Oh, wow!
-[metallic clicking] -[door slams]
Neither does my source.
[people screaming]
-[thumps] -[quietly] Okay… okay.
[metallic clattering]
-I tried to protect Superman. -[exhales]
New shop in Park Ridge, of all places.
so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy
[Five] Fourteen fractured bones.
I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship.
[Lois] Ready?
They sent me here as a baby to save my life.
I'm creating a… distraction.
all on your own.
to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian?
Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes.
-[groans] -[screaming]
And they aren't aliens.
[male reporter chatter on tv]
says a whole lot more about you
I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board.
Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs.
What do you know about these biological parents of yours?
from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief.
It's just… a little off.
Are you all right, Superman?
You want me to drive?
[engine blasts]
[sighs]
so he can dominate without resistance,
[Peacemaker] Thinks he's better than everybody else.
-[scattered applause] -Not our name.
[flames roar]
[Luthor] You beam super squirrels into its brain.
our government's support in nullifying you.
[teeth clinking]
Heel, boy! [grunts]
Sorry about that. I'm so sorry.
-[panting] -[groans]
Okay.
[metallic creaking]
So, this guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people,
[rumbling]
When creating a pocket universe, if you are just one picometer off,
Yes, I know this, first of all.
[exhales]
Yes.
[thud]
[exhales] Oh, hi.
a dimensional rift into the surrounding area!
[footsteps thudding]
He's not my boyfriend.