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- Could you zip me up?
Let's be on the right side of histor-she.
- Yes! - Dudes!
- That's what we're gonna do. - All right, save the day!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Okay, I think I lost her.
[chuckles] I cramped up there.
- What you working with, girl? [line clicks, dial tone]
all: Unbutton your buttons!
- Stand up! Cover yourselves!
I can't take this anymore. - It's true, man.
- Nice.
- [screaming]
I'm just calling to talk to you about your tits.
But I neutralized my sexuality, so I don't care.
[laughter]
can you unzip?
[buttons pop]
You know how those bitches always leave their windows
- No, I--no, I don't. - Yes.
- Dude, I'm gonna call my dad. - You got to. You have to.
- [chuckles] Right? - No, no.
- We're gonna do... - We're doing that?
Dude, I got a girl's number yesterday.
Well, I'm about to prove to you that I would.
- Yeah, I, like, almost cared for two seconds.
And now it's just a waiting game.
- You have a real tattoo?
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