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Hello, ma'am?
and open up shop right here and be your number-one guy,
and I took the photo in to show the tattoo artist,
- That's right-- shut up and stand--stand back
Did you come at me?
[whispering] Know your place.
Is that what I need to do?
What kind of massaging are you even doing, Gil?
- Lower. - Yeah.
- Good afternoon, ladies!
- [coughs] I'm good.
FemCo! - Huh?
I will fudging end you.
- [laughing]
I'll show it to you too, Blake...
but, unfortunately, FemCo is taking full responsibility,
- You guys want-- you want to see it?
- Men doing men stuff! - We got this.
- I don't remember anything before putting on this apron
- Sugar-free vanilla creamer, also for--
- But you got it. - Yeah, and I texted it.
- We're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
- [grunts]
Well... [sighs]
but I think you know what I was about to say,
- Yeah, okay, can I call Marcia? Is that cool?
- Mm, in fact, there's no leftover loin. Ders...
Thanks, man. Good stuff, good stuff.
You stupid, dumb dick.
- What? - Yeah, from my list of leads.
and it's time that we accept that.
Hi. Uh, my name's Anders Holmvik,
It turns out that, uh, Jillian here
Let me introduce Sigourney.
- All right, fine. I'll show you. Fine.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
Oh, my God!
[bottle spraying]
- You really think so? both: Yeah.