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- Whoopsy-daisy. Could you get it for me, Blake?
One for her and one for her sister with back issues.
[women cheer]
- [gasps]
The Boobillow is an ergonomic wedge-shaped pillow
[laughter] - No, no, no, he's right.
Sorry. I'm calling to talk to you
because the Boobillows were so highly flammable.
all: Three! Four! Five! - Aah!
I know that Jillian is on the phones now,
They hurt from how ugly you are when you complain.
- Hey, buddy. A little medium raw, please.
[women cheering] - Oh, my God!
- All right, listen up, everybody.
- Whoa, did you time out that ding?
she's got a poo puddle waiting for her.
I spilled a little coffee on myself.
Finally we get "oogled" and ogled
- These women have to be stopped, all right?
To infinity and beyond!
'Cause, uh, it looks like someone took the junk
and that is that I think things need to change,
[women cheer]
What moment are we doing?
- No. But I am going to sleep better at night,
Mmm. That's not very good.
- I'd like to give it a shot. - [grunts loudly]
* Gotta be fresh
- I'm sure--he was-- what you were trying to say was,
- Well, yes, but when dealing with a sensitive subject--
There you go. Enjoy the loin.
There's, like, a ton of leftover loin.
But with the male intimacy endurance spray,
feel free to bend my ear, and--
What up?