Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just like the Jews, the Italians, the Mexicans and the Koreans do.

Shakep ngga's fan: Gimme my brothers ball back..!

Fuck You Looking At Nigga

Get your ass in.

Want you to rake up these leaves off the lawn.

...stick my thing in her...

It was a Sunday, right? Rick and l were kicking it up on Crenshaw.

When you coming to pick me up?

When you missed the “You Up” text

when kids actually walked

Came to see you.

He still ain't fucked her yet.

I'm gonna shoot the motherfucker if he don't kill me first.

Yeah, you act like you ain't never had no barbecue before.

I'll be the one taking care of them.

She don't need to be seeing this!

He fine, anyway. You better watch his ass. Somebody might steal him.

Told you not to bring that ball. Wait till I tell Mama.

Trying to keep my ass out this time.

- No. You won't be seeing Tre again. - And why is that, may I ask?

Shovel all this? Who your daddy think you is? Kunta Kinté?

See? That's how y'all got that one.

- See that? I didn't get my turn. - It's Monster's fault.

Me: I hate when ppl jump in my dm after I like their picture My Friends:

- Hello, Darin. - What's up?

Because they got different daddies.

When 5-0 is on the lookout For that Ghetto D

Open your test books and begin work.

- Where y'all coming from? - Compton.

You can cry in front of me.

Black-owned with black money.

...and you taught him to be a man. I'll give you that...

Y'all want to see a dead body ...

Whoa! I didn't ask you that.

I'm getting better, young brother. You getting old.

I'm just asking because there's a strong possibility...

- What is that? Barbecue? - Yeah.

I don't know about all this. Got us walking around Compton and all.

When he says “I need a Ride or Die Chick”

Punk I'll kick yo ass

Somebody got smoked. Look at the hole in the wall, stupid.

yes beryl olspl are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

Dave After Being Unmodded

- And the early English settlers who were called... Class?

I want y'all to look at that sign. See what it says?

How else can you have the sun, moon and stars and shit like that?

Gimme my brothers ball back Lah..!!

- Mark ass. - Y'all trying to scare me.

Don't be cussin so motherfuckin loud. My moms don't like that shit.

I lied to Pops yesterday. Told him I weren't no virgin.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby

Eric! Keep Them Gaytdamn Babies Out The Street!

There's two trash bags right there on the ground. See y'all later.

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

Tre's daddy blasted at somebody last night.

The skinz Or what

Chris, tell him I ain't gonna take his ball.

I tell you where y'all need to go.

Ricky, get up and go now.

I said sit down before I raise my voice and make a fool out of both of us.

If one more person says "right" after they say something they think is clever imma scream

- I know you didn't bring me no swine. - No.

Sure, let's do it.

You can see your way out of my ride...

Look, I don't... No, I don't think that's necessary.

Hey, I'm supposed to be talking to you, not passing messages.

Shut up, fool. Yeah, there is.

Why you worried about it, fool? These my fries.

About a week later, I'm over at her house.

Fucking mangy mutts!

Ricky, baby! Ricky!

I remember. That was a good game. You picked up 276 yards in that game.

Y'all be the fuck quiet.

So get yourself together.

Any fool can make a baby but only a real man can raise his children.

KIM IS HAVING A BRUNCH YAL WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

Octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus octopus Squa squa squa

Big country booty! Big country titties!

I ain't been up this early in a long time.

Well, you ain't a virgin, is you?

Do he got a girlfriend

Why every time you talk about a female you say bitch or ho?

I got a woody in my sweats But I ain't wearing any sweats

Y'all want to see a dead body

When you were little, you used to always run around with that football.

Yo, Tk! Give da lil nigga his ball bacm

It's what happens when property value of a certain area is brought down.

It was this book, right, and it was telling...

Punk, I'll kick your ass.

- I'll meet you at your house. - Cool. I'm out of here.

Then I say, Yeah, you want to go for a ride with me?