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ayo rock give the little nigga the ball back
They don't tell you that you don't belong to you no more.
When you join that Army, you ain't gonna be nobody.
Is a box required?
Yeah. I'll go in a little while.
So you gonna give me the skins or what?
A box?
Y'all want to see something?
Well, it looks like you got all your friends over here.
When your boss says your working opening morning of deer season
What's up?
Don't worry. I can take care of myself.
There they go right there
If there is, I'll bet you Hulk could whip his ass.
I ain't saying what. Want to see it or not?
I heard all that.
No, no, wait a minute. Why you got an attitude?
...you use something anyway.
Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.
Got any Tylenol I’ll suck your dick
How you think crack gets into the country?
Yeah.
Maybe some of what you got will rub off on him.
Sun, moon, stars, quasars. Mothafucka sound like Elroy Jetson. - Doughboy
- When you bust a cap on somebody? - I bust a cap like, blam-blam.
Gotta do all these box jumps? Who he think you is, Kunta Kinte?
...raise your hand and keep it up. We'll pass a pencil out to you.
- Working over at the Fox Hills Mall? - I get discounts on clothes, you like?
g g
Just reads a lot.
She might've had a chance if she didn't talk so much.
Go on.
This fool got more gold pipes Than a muhfucka
Let me out
Yeah, but Catholic girls are supposed to be one of the biggest hootchies.
- That's impressive. - Thanks.
...
Don't worry, the interest rate hasn't moved two percent in five years.
Let's go eat.
it;s nothing like a big black cock
Here come the fucking police.
bugs gotta eat too
But I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.
2020 LET ME OUT
Can't I be nice to my son? Do I have that right?
For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing. For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.
Motherfuckers throwing cookies out the cookie shop.
Don't ever go in the Army, Tre.
Gotta shovel all this snow? Who your daddy think you is, Kunta Kinte?
Hey Harris…. You Tink Yo Tough
Thank you. So do you.
That's those fools from Crenshaw. Dang, I ain't even got my gat.
bullyflap a flap now stamp to the skankalong beat! yes bullitoos! yes i'm a bully now!
We met at the game against Washington.
AYE Give me my brothers tweet back
Willanna don’t know, don’t show, Or even care about what’s going on with D
I always knew you would amount to something.
That means everybody's really from Africa. Everybody.
They either don’t know Or don’t care bout what’s going on at 2700 Colorado
...or don't care about what's going on in the 'hood.
We got a problem here?
Next thing you know, somebody might try to smoke me.
Damn!
All y'all ... Errbody.
Keep lil Moe out the Streer!
If there was a God, why he be letting motherfuckers get smoked?
Yo, why the fuck y'all get so damn religi-fied lately?
Aye gimme my brother’s chain back
Damn.
Those two motherfuckers.
He ain't bothering you, so don't f*** with him!. Words to live by
Words to live by... Stop the hate!
Yeah, well, I told you.
Keep them goddamn babies out the street.
...that were given to them, like the turkey and the squash...
If you let me...
What's up, Rick?
You staying for good?
...to tell me that I can't be a mother to my son.
Come on, nigga, let's bail!
- I'm going to the store. - Why? You ain't got no money.
Dough...
How to perform under pressure.
Yo, Rock! Give the little nigga the ball back.
Take care of my baby
Look, Reva. Reva, this is bullshit.
move
Wait a minute, man. I'm still trying to find out.
I'm eating.
Booyaaaahhhhh!
They lucky.
Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.
Y’all wanna see a dead bodyguard
- I know. I'm just taking my time. - Oh, I see.
Least I can tell my times tables.
You got some blow? I'll suck your dick... just keep your babies out of the streets
- I'll put him to bed. - Go on to Grandma.
Come here, man. Look at all these people back here.
I'm sorry, I'm trying to give him a bath. Come here.
For 1 thang,You don't Know what Da Fuc,IBE muthafuc'n KNOW'N!
Wanna see a dead body?
Let me out..
- What'd you use? - I used the number she gave me.
...what do you want to major in? What kind of degree would you pursue?
I’m dookie at this point in 2020
But you're ready to act like we are, though?
That's right.
Shit!
So let me knock the stuffing off that Egg McMuffin.
I had to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.
- With your mad self. - Don't touch me.
What you hit me for?
You still got one sister left, man
Clean my room and water the lawn.
Hoe’s gotta eat too
- You hear me? - Yes. I'll take care of him. He'll be all right.
You look nice.
...I will go to live with my father, Mr. Furious Styles.
What's all this about grandkids, man?
What happened to him?
You got to have a scholarship to go to SC?
Peer pressure, man.
And?
Possible 187 at corner of Crenshaw and Century.
Let's take him home.
peer pressure, man, - handle your s***
For one thing...
Me to every lowballer on Poshmark You betta take yo ass to da (thrift) store with dat!
Yeah, I remember you You the one that collect all those comic books
I don't want to get pregnant.
Thanks for coming.
It's my porch. You can take your dumb-ass home.
You know what I'm saying?
- Shit, look at this. - Oh, shit.