Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here come the fucking police.

- Working over at the Fox Hills Mall? - I get discounts on clothes, you like?

If you let me...

When your boss says your working opening morning of deer season

This fool got more gold pipes Than a muhfucka

Hoe’s gotta eat too

Is a box required?

So let me knock the stuffing off that Egg McMuffin.

- I'm going to the store. - Why? You ain't got no money.

- What'd you use? - I used the number she gave me.

Clean my room and water the lawn.

- Shit, look at this. - Oh, shit.

Don't worry. I can take care of myself.

Take care of my baby

Wanna see a dead body?

You got to have a scholarship to go to SC?

But you're ready to act like we are, though?

But I ain't sick. I ain't all skinny and shit.

I'm sorry, I'm trying to give him a bath. Come here.

...I will go to live with my father, Mr. Furious Styles.

For 1 thang,You don't Know what Da Fuc,IBE muthafuc'n KNOW'N!

Well, it looks like you got all your friends over here.

They don't tell you that you don't belong to you no more.

Next thing you know, somebody might try to smoke me.

For one thing...

Look, Reva. Reva, this is bullshit.

Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.

That's those fools from Crenshaw. Dang, I ain't even got my gat.

...what do you want to major in? What kind of degree would you pursue?

Wait a minute, man. I'm still trying to find out.

I’m dookie at this point in 2020

ayo rock give the little nigga the ball back

Those two motherfuckers.

- I'll put him to bed. - Go on to Grandma.

Me to every lowballer on Poshmark You betta take yo ass to da (thrift) store with dat!

it;s nothing like a big black cock

bugs gotta eat too

AYE Give me my brothers tweet back

There they go right there

Motherfuckers throwing cookies out the cookie shop.

Yo, why the fuck y'all get so damn religi-fied lately?

You got some blow? I'll suck your dick... just keep your babies out of the streets

- I know. I'm just taking my time. - Oh, I see.

Don't ever go in the Army, Tre.

Maybe some of what you got will rub off on him.

bullyflap a flap now stamp to the skankalong beat! yes bullitoos! yes i'm a bully now!

Come on, nigga, let's bail!

Thank you. So do you.

You still got one sister left, man

I always knew you would amount to something.

Can't I be nice to my son? Do I have that right?

All y'all ... Errbody.

- With your mad self. - Don't touch me.

Yeah, but Catholic girls are supposed to be one of the biggest hootchies.

2020 LET ME OUT

So you gonna give me the skins or what?

Words to live by... Stop the hate!

How to perform under pressure.

Hey Harris…. You Tink Yo Tough

Just reads a lot.

I had to use nothing. She said she was on the pill.

Got any Tylenol I’ll suck your dick

Don't worry, the interest rate hasn't moved two percent in five years.

I ain't saying what. Want to see it or not?

If there was a God, why he be letting motherfuckers get smoked?

You staying for good?

...to tell me that I can't be a mother to my son.

- That's impressive. - Thanks.

Aye gimme my brother’s chain back

We met at the game against Washington.

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing. For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

We got a problem here?

Peer pressure, man.

If there is, I'll bet you Hulk could whip his ass.

Least I can tell my times tables.

Keep them goddamn babies out the street.

Rick was a shivering bitch, boy.

Gotta shovel all this snow? Who your daddy think you is, Kunta Kinte?

What's up, Rick?

Yeah, I remember you You the one that collect all those comic books

peer pressure, man, - handle your s***

Gotta do all these box jumps? Who he think you is, Kunta Kinte?

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. I'll go in a little while.

Possible 187 at corner of Crenshaw and Century.

When you join that Army, you ain't gonna be nobody.

...that were given to them, like the turkey and the squash...

...you use something anyway.

...or don't care about what's going on in the 'hood.

Let's take him home.

That means everybody's really from Africa. Everybody.

Y’all wanna see a dead bodyguard

- When you bust a cap on somebody? - I bust a cap like, blam-blam.

Come here, man. Look at all these people back here.

He ain't bothering you, so don't f*** with him!. Words to live by

I heard all that.

Yo, Rock! Give the little nigga the ball back.

They either don’t know Or don’t care bout what’s going on at 2700 Colorado

What happened to him?

What you hit me for?

I don't want to get pregnant.

Keep lil Moe out the Streer!

Thanks for coming.

Willanna don’t know, don’t show, Or even care about what’s going on with D

Y'all want to see something?

She might've had a chance if she didn't talk so much.

What's all this about grandkids, man?

Sun, moon, stars, quasars. Mothafucka sound like Elroy Jetson. - Doughboy

...raise your hand and keep it up. We'll pass a pencil out to you.

It's my porch. You can take your dumb-ass home.

How you think crack gets into the country?

Yeah, well, I told you.

No, no, wait a minute. Why you got an attitude?

- You hear me? - Yes. I'll take care of him. He'll be all right.