Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'll suck your dick. - Just keep the baby out the streets.

Are you trying to ask me something?

Let the ladies eat. Ho's gotta eat too.

It's just too bad more brothers won't do the same.

You betta take yo ass to the sto with that!

I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick!

OOPS. I'M SORRY, B****.

You have to work on your handwriting.

Can't we have one day where nobody is bitchin' about tips?

Man, where are these fools?

Fuck that buss some spades

What you mean, a bogeyman? There ain't no such thing.

Basically, yeah.

Fool shut up, you being doing that same shit too

All of my friends was dropping out of high school...

What? I stink now? I got something on me?

These cats are great big... Just slobs, man.

I didn't do nothing.

I ain't from Africa. You from Africa. You African booty-scratcher!

That's my brother! He live here.

Ricky! Oh, my God, no! Not Ricky!

Be careful with him.

Well, it's like you told me:

Of being a daddy.

A pill ain't gonna keep your dick from falling off.

- Furious Styles Financial. - Talk to you later.

Tre, I gotta lay down the rules of the house.

That's my lady, homey. Her name's Brandi.

Dad, can I ask you something?

You think you tough.

...has got no business, no place in the white man's Army.

How I ask the new grads To perform post-mortem care

Oops I'm sorry bitch

As soon as I go inside, boom! We go at it, nonstop.

She ain't your woman. She's my woman.

You know, man, I never lied to my father.

- Crenshaw on Sunday nights. - No.

You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck yo dick!

When back in the days you on your mommas phone with yo girl

All you ever do around here is eat, sleep and shit.

Don't have to worry about no colleges, no 700 on no SATs. Not a damn...

Yo, man, I ain't going up in there.

- What the fuck is wrong with you?! - What?

*Ron enters the club That’s Trice right there

Mack Daddy Mode Activated

I can make more than that doing nuthin

The law should be fair. What are we teaching the kids?

Pumping iron and eating, man.

I told you! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Ricky, baby! Ricky! Meet me at my house in five minutes. Tre, what happened? - Talk to me. What happened? - Go home. - What happened to Ricky? - Go home. Talk to him. Something happened to Rick! I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick! Brandi, I want you to calm down and I want you to go home. You hear me?

Where these motherfuckers at, man? Been out here damn near three hours.

Why are you sweating me?

- Yes. - I ain't but 17 years older than you.

I’m so tired of this shit

And the last one, I think, was...

She busy, doing the dishes.

What the fuck you doing?

I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way...

What have I been doing for the last seven years?

2020 Let me out

Homeownership got me like.....,

They say I can learn to work on computers.

I'm trying to teach you how to be responsible.

- Shut up, bitch. - Bitch, I will fuck you up!

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

- He used to be a preacher? - He ain't never been no preacher.

Ask her how come she don't say hi when I speak to her.

Your friends across the street, they don't have anybody to show them.

Besides, I don't like having my son out in the cold.

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

- Then you take the phone off the hook! - Well, I been busy.

Happy Veteran's Day!!!!

There 's that mtoehrfucker who was talking shit the other night

I could kill all these motherfuckers.

Either they don't know...

Man that ain’t shit

I ain't no criminal. I can read, bitch.

...but I said, No, I'm getting ready to have a son.

I should roll your ass up off this porch for that stupid shit.

- That's what we here to celebrate. - Yeah.

Keep them babies out the street

Or what? What to fat ass gonna do?

You can't go nowhere without it getting all shot up and shit.

...at corner of Florence and Vermont.

I like that. That's why I took this job.

Can you hook me up with a scholarship?

Thank you, Reva.

Logan Paul be like

...I saw you roll out of Brandi crib at 2 in the motherfucking morning.

- Why didn't you come this weekend? - I was cooling with Rick.

Café au lait, please.

Rip dedrick d gobert Dooky 1971- 1994

You wanted him, you got him.

When your boss said you have to work the first morning of bow season

You missing all the action. Niggas getting smoked and shit.

But that gives you no reason, do you hear me, no reason...

Those tests are culturally biased. The only universal part is the math.

I remember you You collect all those comic book

We can't afford to be afraid of our own people anymore.

And I say that I'm gonna be the one who marries you.

I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous.

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

You better take yo ass to da store wit dat

No, that's my son.

- Got any drugs or weapons on you? - No.

Nicki where is Poppa Bear?

You know, I fingered a couple of honeys...

The best way to destroy a people is to take away their ability to reproduce.

Hey Seymour… You Tink Ya Tough

Least I can tell My times tables!

Why are you always buying him stuff?

Oops. I'm sorry, bitch.

Shit, let's get out of here.

Going to the Garcia Vs Tank fight like....

Want to learn how to barbecue?

You're his father. That means you were supposed to guide his decisions.

Yooooooo Gooooooo

...because most men ain't man enough to do what you did.