Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where these motherfuckers at, man? Been out here damn near three hours.

I didn't do nothing.

...but I said, No, I'm getting ready to have a son.

Hey Seymour… You Tink Ya Tough

What you mean, a bogeyman? There ain't no such thing.

What have I been doing for the last seven years?

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

...at corner of Florence and Vermont.

She busy, doing the dishes.

It's just too bad more brothers won't do the same.

Of being a daddy.

I'm sorry, but I think it's ridiculous.

Why are you sweating me?

Fool shut up, you being doing that same shit too

Yo, man, I ain't going up in there.

The law should be fair. What are we teaching the kids?

You can't go nowhere without it getting all shot up and shit.

You got some blow? You got some rock? I'll suck yo dick!

Logan Paul be like

Least I can tell My times tables!

Oops. I'm sorry, bitch.

And I say that I'm gonna be the one who marries you.

I remember you You collect all those comic book

I ain't no criminal. I can read, bitch.

Ricky! Oh, my God, no! Not Ricky!

- Then you take the phone off the hook! - Well, I been busy.

- Crenshaw on Sunday nights. - No.

You betta take yo ass to the sto with that!

- What the fuck is wrong with you?! - What?

They say I can learn to work on computers.

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

2020 Let me out

...has got no business, no place in the white man's Army.

I’m so tired of this shit

And the last one, I think, was...

OOPS. I'M SORRY, B****.

Tre, I gotta lay down the rules of the house.

Yooooooo Gooooooo

You know, man, I never lied to my father.

...I saw you roll out of Brandi crib at 2 in the motherfucking morning.

I can make more than that doing nuthin

*Ron enters the club That’s Trice right there

Your friends across the street, they don't have anybody to show them.

Nicki where is Poppa Bear?

There 's that mtoehrfucker who was talking shit the other night

I'm trying to teach you how to be responsible.

Keep them babies out the street

I ain't from Africa. You from Africa. You African booty-scratcher!

Man, where are these fools?

How I ask the new grads To perform post-mortem care

Homeownership got me like.....,

Man that ain’t shit

That's my brother! He live here.

No, that's my son.

Can you hook me up with a scholarship?

I should roll your ass up off this porch for that stupid shit.

You're his father. That means you were supposed to guide his decisions.

Those tests are culturally biased. The only universal part is the math.

You think you tough.

These cats are great big... Just slobs, man.

Pumping iron and eating, man.

- Got any drugs or weapons on you? - No.

What the fuck you doing?

You know, I fingered a couple of honeys...

Look at this place. Way y'all act, y'all must think I'm the maid.

What? I stink now? I got something on me?

You better take yo ass to da store wit dat

Fuck that buss some spades

That's my lady, homey. Her name's Brandi.

- Furious Styles Financial. - Talk to you later.

You missing all the action. Niggas getting smoked and shit.

Café au lait, please.

- Why didn't you come this weekend? - I was cooling with Rick.

I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way...

She ain't your woman. She's my woman.

I could kill all these motherfuckers.

I told you! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! Ricky, baby! Ricky! Meet me at my house in five minutes. Tre, what happened? - Talk to me. What happened? - Go home. - What happened to Ricky? - Go home. Talk to him. Something happened to Rick! I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick! Brandi, I want you to calm down and I want you to go home. You hear me?

Don't have to worry about no colleges, no 700 on no SATs. Not a damn...

Can't we have one day where nobody is bitchin' about tips?

Well, it's like you told me:

Dad, can I ask you something?

Why are you always buying him stuff?

Or what? What to fat ass gonna do?

When your boss said you have to work the first morning of bow season

I like that. That's why I took this job.

The best way to destroy a people is to take away their ability to reproduce.

Either they don't know...

As soon as I go inside, boom! We go at it, nonstop.

- He used to be a preacher? - He ain't never been no preacher.

...because most men ain't man enough to do what you did.

We can't afford to be afraid of our own people anymore.

Going to the Garcia Vs Tank fight like....

You have to work on your handwriting.

- Shut up, bitch. - Bitch, I will fuck you up!

Thank you, Reva.

- I'll suck your dick. - Just keep the baby out the streets.

But that gives you no reason, do you hear me, no reason...

Shit, let's get out of here.

Are you trying to ask me something?

Want to learn how to barbecue?

- Yes. - I ain't but 17 years older than you.

Oops I'm sorry bitch

Ask her how come she don't say hi when I speak to her.

You wanted him, you got him.

All you ever do around here is eat, sleep and shit.

Basically, yeah.

Let the ladies eat. Ho's gotta eat too.

Besides, I don't like having my son out in the cold.

All of my friends was dropping out of high school...

I don't know. He just got shot. Something happened to Rick!

- That's what we here to celebrate. - Yeah.

A pill ain't gonna keep your dick from falling off.

Mack Daddy Mode Activated

Happy Veteran's Day!!!!

Rip dedrick d gobert Dooky 1971- 1994

When back in the days you on your mommas phone with yo girl

Be careful with him.