Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just that...

That's too bad. I guess I just have to get my son to do it for me.

At least I can tell my times tables

What do you think?

You're a prince, you know that?

...and sucked on some titties, but I ain't never stuck it in.

I need you to go get some cornmeal.

Just one minute.

Me: Idk Why Ppl think just because you like they post that you want them . My Friends Reaction:

- What are you doing? - I gotta drain the weasel.

Five dollars. Man, that ain't shit.

I didn’t do nothing

Look out, nigga! What's up, punk?!

You have 30 minutes for section one.

I ain’t from Africa. I’m from Black Nerd Mafia

She ain't my wife, man.

What's up with the babe you been talking to?

- Why do you always play football? - Because that's what I'm gonna do.

- Hey, throw the ball. - You ain't gonna see it again.

"Sun, Moon, Stars, Quasars. Motherfucker Sound Like Elroy Jetson."

That's why fools be getting shot all the time.

I got enough money to buy me a hundred balls. Shit!

Keep the baby out the street Keep the GD baby out the street

You doing exactly what they want you to do.

Ricky, you make sure she taking them pills.

How I feel about this semester!

Me this whole quarantine Keep them goddamn babies out the street

Friends: Me: I Hate When They Jump In My DM After I Like Their Post

He was best friends with Doughboy when they was little.

Man, we lost that year, but I did pretty well in yardage.

Let me out the car dough

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his kids.

you like hersheys

deinnes waht the heack waht wrong with you

What your fat ass gonna do?

So are you going to give me skins or what So are you going to give me skins or what

Really? What kind of gun your daddy got?

...the Native Americans.

When your boss tells you, you have to work opening day of deer season

Talk to him. Something happened to Rick!

I let them suck my dick, but I don't fuck them.

Can you really get it from letting them suck it?

My daddy says that's where all people originated from.

You have to think, young brother, about your future.

Throw the ball.

You bad. You gotta shoot somebody now, huh?

Dang, I ain't even got my gat.

No, don't say nothing. They're just playing.

You're my only son, and I'm not gonna lose you to no bullshit, you hear?

You gonna give me a scholarship? Because I want to go to college too.

For one thing...

When you're losing an argument

Stealing isn't necessary.

You're getting old, Pop.

Get him, Dough.

Hey Jason.... Catch.....

- Coffee, water, soda? - No, thank you.

Again, a possible 187 in blue ¤ at corner of Florence and Vermont.

Don't get smart with me, I'll knock your ass in the middle of next week.

We ain't gonna stay long.

I got enough money buy me a thousand steaks! Shit.

Give Me The Motherfucking Gun, Tre!

Galileo talkin mofo...

Like a slave or something.

LOOK LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER GOT HIM.

- What up with this? - Put the gun away.

When you gonna get your hair cut? It look like something from 1983.

Come here, Rick.

That's gonna be you, man. Big old, fat, juicy roll...

Wtf Ya'll wanna see a dead body

Talk to Darin for me. Talk to him seriously, you hear?

I’m scared Of being a father

They want to us to kill ourselves.

There they go, right there.

- It's a billboard. - Billboard.

Give me skinnnnnsss

I got you. I got you.

All right, hold up. Get ready, get ready.

You ain't shit.

And now that I want to flap some skins, Brandi ain't even down for it.

Who knew trump would say the same someday?

This damn school everyday

- Recruiter from SC's coming tonight. - Cool.

Excuse me, I'm getting some cigarettes.

Come on, man. Fix that shit, man.

Go on in the house, Tre. Go on.

You look like you selling rocks.

Julius let me out

What did we put down in writing?