Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ain't been up this early in a long time

Too bad you didn't get him.

Because I'm a comedian.

Read the directions on the front cover of your test book.

Where else, man? Up on Crenshaw with the rest of them fools.

- Did you hear the shooting last night? - Yeah, I got under my bed.

Can't we have one night where nobody gets shot?

Wanted to make sure she has something for the collection plate.

Trying to show how hard they is. Ignorant.

There, I got it.

- What? - I said nothing. I didn't win.

He work for his uncle.

Economic Blackout Heading to Target

I didn’t even do nothing .

This is an A and B conversation. You can see your way out of it.

Mack daddy mode activated

Actually, I was thinking about majoring in business.

You help people get money for homes or what?

All right, I guess.

I want you to know, we're interested in you coming to the campus.

- Tre, come here. - Watch my stuff.

Watch his head. Don't hurt him.

Well, you're doing just fine.

Tryna be smart n shit

Don't you know the man's about business?

where they at...

I know you didn't bring me no Swine.

My whole timeline begging for Monopoly Dice I’ll suck yo dick

What do you think about...

Get your ass in here and quit looking at them boys!

Ain't nobody cutting my hair.

Keep yo babies out of the street

Dr. Dre ain’t shit! Cube is my baby’s daddy, all right?

...I'm the king.

Shooting each other and selling that crack rock and shit.

Fool, shut up. You be doing that shit too.

Newport this AM Hit the lights

Listen to you. You sound like the commercial.

I say, Can you drive stick?

Galileo talkin mofo...

They didn't have shit on my brother, man.

Use a condom anyway

...use a rubber! You know, use a rubber...

...and on Wall Street where there's hardly any black people.

You think that's it?

What do you know about sex?

Ain't your bitch Ain't nobody's bitch, Bitch!

Hey, you remember my friend Marcus?

Signed... Oh, now, who wrote this?

Heard you like Mr. GQ smooth now.

for one thing, you don’t know what the fuck i be mothafuckin knowin

Your friends, they got fathers in their 40s and 50s.

- What did you do? - Mama, I didn't do nothing.

You did it! I know you did it! You did it! Yes, you did!

I seen him before. He work at the Fox Hills Mall.

You have to think, young brother.

Nigga can't fight, so he always trying to find an excuse to shoot somebody.

- Shit! - Let's get the fuck out of here!

- Everybody's here, have a good time. - Okay.

"Y'all wanna see a dead bird?" "After Sunday nights game, I'll show you one."

- I give it to you when we get home. - He ain't gonna want it.

Boyz in the hood

Yes, his father! or did you think we make babies by ourselves!

I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.

I walk right up to the door, man.

How you feel now?

I told you about that. I'm Catholic, and it goes against my morals.

I call her once in a while...

She walks right up on me and busts out, Is this your ride?

You think your tough? Happy birthday you old white Jew

Either they don't know...

This group of females rolled up in a Rabbit.

Oh, well, don't give me no bald-ass excuse for a lie like that!

You scared now, huh?

- Got a 415 on Florence between Vermont and Normandie.

- Where? - Where, nigga? Spit it out!

At least I can tell my times tables

I don't even know how I feel about it neither, man.

...think before you answer. - I got it!

- What you hit me for? - You all right?

Look, do I believe in God? I Guess.........

It's just that he has a very bad temper.

...that took so many of their lives, is by eating foods...

I know, I take a girl...

They had all this foreign shit.

Give me my sisters ball back!!! Give me my sisters ball back!!!

What am I supposed to do? Fool roll up, try to smoke me?

Brandi? Yeah, I'm gonna call you back.

This fool got more memes than a Motherfucka

Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go, man. Let's go!

A Mexican ain't Got no Place in the army

I wish I could kill all you! Come on at me, motherfucker!

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.