Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What you hit me for? - You all right?

Shooting each other and selling that crack rock and shit.

Tryna be smart n shit

What do you know about sex?

Oh, well, don't give me no bald-ass excuse for a lie like that!

Economic Blackout Heading to Target

- What? - I said nothing. I didn't win.

Listen to you. You sound like the commercial.

You scared now, huh?

For one thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing.

Keep yo babies out of the street

You have to think, young brother.

...I'm the king.

Nigga can't fight, so he always trying to find an excuse to shoot somebody.

Ain't nobody cutting my hair.

Dr. Dre ain’t shit! Cube is my baby’s daddy, all right?

Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go, man. Let's go!

I wish I could kill all you! Come on at me, motherfucker!

...and on Wall Street where there's hardly any black people.

Yes, his father! or did you think we make babies by ourselves!

Because I'm a comedian.

Trying to show how hard they is. Ignorant.

You did it! I know you did it! You did it! Yes, you did!

Read the directions on the front cover of your test book.

- Where? - Where, nigga? Spit it out!

I know you didn't bring me no Swine.

Boyz in the hood

This group of females rolled up in a Rabbit.

At least I can tell my times tables

Don't you know the man's about business?

- Got a 415 on Florence between Vermont and Normandie.

Galileo talkin mofo...

Use a condom anyway

Well, you're doing just fine.

I walk right up to the door, man.

This fool got more memes than a Motherfucka

They had all this foreign shit.

Wanted to make sure she has something for the collection plate.

where they at...

My whole timeline begging for Monopoly Dice I’ll suck yo dick

Ain't your bitch Ain't nobody's bitch, Bitch!

Mack daddy mode activated

- Tre, come here. - Watch my stuff.

for one thing, you don’t know what the fuck i be mothafuckin knowin

What do you think about...

Too bad you didn't get him.

Brandi? Yeah, I'm gonna call you back.

What am I supposed to do? Fool roll up, try to smoke me?

I say, Can you drive stick?

They didn't have shit on my brother, man.

She walks right up on me and busts out, Is this your ride?

- Everybody's here, have a good time. - Okay.

Get your ass in here and quit looking at them boys!

I ain't been up this early in a long time

Where else, man? Up on Crenshaw with the rest of them fools.

I know, I take a girl...

I didn’t even do nothing .

Can't we have one night where nobody gets shot?

Signed... Oh, now, who wrote this?

How you feel now?

Watch his head. Don't hurt him.

...use a rubber! You know, use a rubber...

Look, do I believe in God? I Guess.........

A Mexican ain't Got no Place in the army

"Y'all wanna see a dead bird?" "After Sunday nights game, I'll show you one."

Either they don't know...

All right, I guess.

I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.

You think your tough? Happy birthday you old white Jew

He work for his uncle.

Actually, I was thinking about majoring in business.

Fool, shut up. You be doing that shit too.

Give me my sisters ball back!!! Give me my sisters ball back!!!

...think before you answer. - I got it!

Your friends, they got fathers in their 40s and 50s.

I seen him before. He work at the Fox Hills Mall.

Newport this AM Hit the lights

You think that's it?

- Shit! - Let's get the fuck out of here!

- I give it to you when we get home. - He ain't gonna want it.

- What did you do? - Mama, I didn't do nothing.

It's just that he has a very bad temper.

Hey, you remember my friend Marcus?

Heard you like Mr. GQ smooth now.

There, I got it.

I told you about that. I'm Catholic, and it goes against my morals.

This is an A and B conversation. You can see your way out of it.

You help people get money for homes or what?

- Did you hear the shooting last night? - Yeah, I got under my bed.

...that took so many of their lives, is by eating foods...

I call her once in a while...

I want you to know, we're interested in you coming to the campus.

I don't even know how I feel about it neither, man.