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I used to play baseball

We going to see your girl?

Let me speak to your daddy.

You better take your ass To the store wit dat

Y'all wanna see a dead body?

"What's The Answer Than"

We ain't even do nothing!!

Chica bonita. You come to my casa and let's do the loco thing.

So you getting a ride with us or what?!

It was deep, though. You should've been there, man.

Told you not buy that dog

Fuck that bitch

you like hersheys

It smell like a dog died.

- You had some pussy yet? - Yeah! Yeah!

...agree not to get into any disputes, physical or verbal...

We have gone through this a thousand times. I always tell him...

Why you hitting me?

I get more pussy than your wannabe mack-daddy ass...

Kissing, hugging, right?

What do you have to do around here?

Man, forget that girl. Come on, let's go see Chris.

Don't touch him! Don't you ever touch him!

Some of them was even killing people.

- No, no! - Come on, man!

All right, y'all, come and get it!

- You didn't get him? - If I did, he'd be laid out here.

- Who you calling wannabe mack? - You, nigga!

I think it'd be better if we're together.

Mrs. Baker told me to bring you a plate.

so yes, be selective

Dooky, you full of shit. No bitch gonna give your ugly ass no pussy.

What you mean, you ain't skinny?

i lick pussy from the back

- You listening? - Yeah.

If my daddy mess with your mama, we gonna be brother and sister.

You win anything?

I give y'all a hint.

- Is that it? I gotta go. - Hell, no, it ain't it!

- Brenda, huh? - Yeah.

Bobby you ask just like Trey If you want out

She ain't like that with Rick, though.

- Talk to me. What happened? - Go home.

And this is my other son, Darin.

Me the whole quarantine

I see. You want to end up like little Chris in a wheelchair?

Them niggas around the corner tripped out, man.

You're not watching this meat. You just standing here poking at it.

- Do you live here? - Okay, girl. Sorry-ass niggas.

Wasn't a problem until it was in Iowa...

Man, pick Chris up.

- I know a little bit. - Oh, yeah? What little bit is that?

Sun, moon, stars, quasars. Mothafucka sound like Elroy Jetson.

Yeah. You're the prince...

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You still got one pen left, man

...but you gonna learn. Oh, yeah, you gonna learn!

You don't want that shit to come back to haunt you.

Don't follow me. Go your own way.

Go around the corner. Cut them off. Come on, go!

This fool got more cups than a motherfucker

Sun, moon, stars, quasars. Motherfucker sound like Elroy Jetson. - Doughboy

...put food on the table and put clothes on your back, you understand?

I'm sorry, Mama. Hang on for one second. Okay.

That's what happens when it separates from the plasma.

That's Tre, Ricky's best friend.

D, go to the store for me and get some cornmeal?

- He get him? - No.

Y’all didn’t ride for me

So you gone give me the skins or what

Watch his head.

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

She says, I can learn if you teach me.

Keep them kittens and babies out the streets.

Okay. When I say cut, we'll cut through these houses.

- Even with a jimmy she ain't down. - Is that right?

- So you a leader or a follower? - I'm a leader.

What did I do that was so bad that you just had to stop talking to me?

- You know, bellies out to here. - Yes. That's gonna be you!

- What's the basis of your lecture? - What?

You have to think young brother, about your future.

Fuck you looking at, nigga?

Gimme my brothers ball back..!

- We got a call of a burglary here. - That was about an hour ago.

Dough let me out

You gonna learn today Oh yea you gonna learn

I aint no criminal. I can read, bitch.

Them: We're going to see Meghan the Stallion Hey dough, Let me out...

Shakepians to People:

Meaner than the boogie man himself

Happy Fathers Day Keep Them Goddamn Babies Out The Street

- What's up, Chris? - Heard you're like Mr. GQ Smooth.

He STILL ain’t fucked her yet

I missed you too.

I stick my ding-a-ling in her every night, so that makes her mine.

Somebody got smoked. Look at the hole in the wall, stupid.

- What happened to Ricky? - Go home.

What's up with Brandi?

Moon, stars, quasars

Least I Can Tell My Times Tables

You got some blow? Got some rock?

Hey, hey. Cut that out. Get off of him.

Mama! Mama! Mama! No! (child shrinking and crying) Ricky! Oh, my God, no! Not Ricky! (woman crying) What y'all doing now? Ricky? Oh, my God. Ricky? Ricky, baby, get up. Get up. Wake up, baby. Ricky, get up. Get up. It's all right. Get up, baby. Get up. Tre, what happened? What happened to him? Give me the baby. Give me the baby! Don't touch him! Don't you ever touch him!

You still got one brother left, man.

Who is it that's dying out here on these streets every night? Y'all.

We didn’t do nothing

Don't be cussing so motherfucking loud. My moms don't like that shit.

Ferris always trying to start some shit.

Antonio always tryna to start some shit…

...we still gonna get married, right?

- This it? - Yeah.

Plus, they'll give me money for college.

But for 1 thing, you don't know what the fuck I be motherfucking knowing!

YA WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?

Gray tal is dead .

- What's up, Tre? - What's up, Doughboy?

When your brother Eats your Popeyes chicken and biscuit

Move, nigga. Move, punk.

Can't we have one night where nobody get shot?!

- Where's my ball? - Man, don't bring that ball.

"Sun, Moon, Stars, Quasars. "Mofo Sound Like Elroy Jetson."

Where's all this coming from?

All Yall Everybody.

- That's all there is to say. - You're doing what?

You gotta shovel all this snow? Who your daddy think you is, Kunta Kinte?

Yo, Rick! Get your ass out of there.

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So don't you think that's a bad idea?

I'm like samson. My strength is in my hair.

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We'll also arrange that tour for you.

Tre is going to live with his Father. HIS FATHER?!