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You're the only man here who knows when he's farting.
But fine, come on.
Just remember to put in your time card tomorrow
Well, not "of all trades."Hmm.
I'm really gonna try hard to...
Speaking as an actual old person,
when you're willing to talk,
Anybody?
Ooh, thank you.
Somebody needs a bear claw.
Uh, me, too. I'll-I'll call you back
I fell asleep in my car a few weeks ago.
You know what? I'll do it.
Yeah, that shot was crazy.
Just getting to know the new guy.
I think we should cut back on the sodium
Hey.
That's life.
but I was thinking about taking an ad out
Yeah, but now I have to find a replacement.
I could check, but I sent it from my work computer,
See, I was so consumed with providing for my family
Hit the wrong pedal again.
JERRY: Yeah.All right.
I want to look doable.
Um, one moment, please.
Jerry fainted.
I just want to apologize to you both.
Okay. What's going on?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't...
Pimento cheese log.
They actually asked me back first year of college.
I don't need to go to the hospital.
Actually, I'm a bit tired.
Spencer and Harry's, too.
to check the smoke alarms next week.
Um, so... [clears throat]
Outback?
[crowd cheering on TV]Woah, that shot was, like, from half-court.