Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here you go, Kamala.
Sorry.
What was in his refrigerator?
I'm home, despite almost being killed by someone with a YOLO bumper sticker.
Like such a superstar.
Hey.
-I was here the whole day. -Boy, do I love me some me time.
We're mad because you told a girl in your fashion program
Probably with a nice woman from grad school.
She's like if one of those Dune worms had a flowery backpack
but she doesn't know how lonely one can be.
But… But since it was you who pulled me aside--
Of course, Paxton doesn't want you to talk to the DMer.
that I think it would be very unprofessional of me
The kid looks like he was born to walk slowly out of the ocean
"I actually used to be you."
Access to constant kissing is like nature's Botox.
And yet he made no effort to touch my feet.
She says, "I'm sorry. I'm just trying to help."
-But I promise I'll make it up to you. -It's not a big deal at all.
So, I'll apologize to Haley.
You are also right.
You know what? One second.
Only two dollars. I needed it for parking.
to every girl he's ever wronged.
All right, I guess I was kind of a dick back then,
who would stand up for a sister in need.
Hello, Haley.
and now they run an Etsy store selling Grateful Dead sweatshirts.
You know, I'm actually glad you made me do that.
who also went to East with him.
-You have to! -No, I don't.
But no slurping. I need to hear all the flirting.
Oh my God, Mr. K, have some dignity.