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Look at this creepy DM I got.

How dare you, Nalu. I have the brain of a young Zuckerberg.

I was immature and wasn't ready for anything serious,

Well, then I can't be with you!

I… I was a dumbass, and I shouldn't have done that to you.

Thank you. Truly.

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but damn, mystery girl was getting interesting as hell.

Hey, wanna come over tomorrow?

I actually haven't been to Jinky's since that last time we went.

Babe, I don't know if I can come.

Seemed easier that way.

She wasn't quite sure what to do with this information.

They say, "We're both good girls who got involved with Paxton

but, uh, today I didn't really have the time. Sorry.

I'm a modern woman.

He apologized to you. Now back off!

She's a brilliant doctor with many patients and zero friends.

And of course I'll be at your game later. I don't know what I was thinking.

Whoa, that's so cool! We haven't made it to a championship since the '80s.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was,

Just a little acupressure and a calming elixir that I whipped up.

That's quite a plan, Mami.

Someone sent me some random DMs. Eleanor thinks it's a troll.

I'm apparently the one who was an asshole to people.

Although, we've always had a nice vibe,

Well, I'll… I'll text you later. Congrats again.

If it doesn't work, we can take her to the hospital in 30 seconds.

So I ghosted her.

That's a good point, El.