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Where can you rent a tuxedo at 3:00 in the morning?
Well, at this point, I'm just glad someone's carrying me down the stairs.
...nobody in the scientific world would take me seriously...
Yeah, that's great. Did you bring your puppet?
What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom.
You put your horizontal X-coordinate here, vertical Y-coordinate here.
It's hard to say. I'm still trying to figure out...
Of course we can.
Well, I trusted you and you let me down. The poor thing's been shaking for hours.
- Why don't you put her in a kennel? - Why don't you put your mother in a home?
Uncle Howard.
I'm having...
I mean, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase.
After the TV show was canceled...
It's very simple.
...did you hear that?
Are you saying that you want me to be Professor Proton?
Okay, so, what do I need to know to take care of her?
I don't know. I think I'm just...
I've got a psychotic mommy too.
But if you don't mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work?