HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh,
I just happened to hear of this gospel concert tomorrow night,
Trouble in, trouble out
I've made up my mind,
Pee dot
And you! I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house!
You one disgustin' individual, you know that?
Thank you, Mr, Gudge,
- Let it shine on me - Shine on
Uh, the point being, must we actually ascend the tree?
- No, ma'am, - No, many, many done
Yeah, I know, but,
No, I don't know nothin' about that, Othar never blowed no shofar!
Uh, eh, 'cause, 'cause, That boy right there?
to penetrate the vault here this afternoon, while Mrs, Munson is at church,
Mrs, Munson?
Must shoot,
His replacement, no doubt, will be black!
Ah, ah, ah! No buts, dear boy, Do not repeat the error of thinkin',
We have masonry and trowel,
My dear Mrs, Munson, I have outlined your position with my colleagues,
Now, the animal is free to be as active as he wants,
though we do have to get medical attention for Mr, Pancake,
L-left, 90-tiger, x-slant, On one, Ready? Break!
Uh, eh, but, Garth, the gennie's a hundred yards away,
Lord, I'm troubled
Yes, yes,
Oh, soon I will be done
- You got to let it shine on me - Shine on
a painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed
Let the light from the lighthouse
I feel 30 pounds lighter,
At Yale, the students will see how many of their number they can enclose
You mean you're gonna kill her?
Well, fuck, man! What we gonna do? Give the money back and go to church?
Well, now that is simply asinine
I'm gonna tell Him all about my trouble
I really have to be goin',
There, then, far from the guard, reposes the money,
Though I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend
Give it all to 'em! That's a good idea!
'cause they just picked up and left without takin' the money!
Now, this is where they think on their corporate shit, Gudge and them,
He was some kind of man,
of the existence of that august institution, each and every one of them
- Really, I'm perfectly all right, - Perfectly all right?
Trained, in fact, in the arts of cogitation,
You let the cat out!
and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance,
- Come on - Let's go back to God
Not of this world, it's true,
is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent?
That ain't nothin' but a prescription for diseases and viruses
Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel!
Well, gentlemen, here you are,
but at the end of the day, your position prevailed,
The weary, wayward wanderer bore
It is just a penny off of everybody's policy,
All right, safety meeting,
We men have each pledged one half of our share of the booty
Nothin', ma'am, I just came down to get a,
, five, Yes, Lump!
It don't smell right to me,
Blowed the khalil,
The age of Montel!
Trouble in and trouble out
- We have to do this again, - Yes, we do got to,
I appreciate that, but we don't know what to do, Tried that, too,
- Fuck you, - Fuck you,
Easy
Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now,
Our music, however, is, uh, well, how shall I put this?
Yes, Ah!
Me
One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar,
- and relieved it of its treasure, - Lord have mercy,
And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?
You bust a cap in that old bitch's head, everything be simple,
What the fuck?
Pickles!
- Oh, Lord, I'm troubled - Lord, I'm troubled
he said to me, Goldthwait, you are not formed as other boys,
and for that I apologize no end,
Well, a bunch of desperate men stole it and put it there, that's how!
He a man of learnin'?
The gas mask is a whimsical concept,
cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits,
there is the accumulated wisdom of mankind, which succors me
Lord have mercy.
- That night, - Yes, ma'am,
The only way,
Been mighty good, yeah
Otto is fuckin' dead! What the fuck are you doing?!
each other's cares, each other's joys,
- Let us go back - Let's go back to God
, shut the fuckin' spot down, OK?
Of course, I understand that, but this is Mountain Girl,
The thirst for knowledge is a very commendable thing,