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Come on
Yeah, it's simple and plain, You firin' me 'cause I'm black,
Oh, he's up that tree again! You'd better shimmy on up,
and since she shall share only in Mr, Pancake's portion of the booty,
Yeah, I'll wipe the dog's ass and everything, Mama,
Though I do believe that when you hear the explanation you shall laugh riotously,
- You've got to let it shine - Shine on
If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall, uh, I shall see you out,
I put the spiders in my underpants you see.
Not at all, We were about to take a break anyway,
Or a lady's room, Quickly, I, B, S,
Oh, let it shine on
Garth Pancake, though a master of none, is a jack of all those trades
where he was a distinguished inmate,
The house is in apple-pie order,
Madam,
- That I know the path - Let's go back to God
George! How did they get in here?!
You wouldn't even believe this, man, Even out here on the casino floor
Oh, Professor! This is Mrs, Funthes,
Oh, I see, all right,
and give you a lead colonic, muthafucka!
Rosalie, this is Professor G, H, Dorr, Ph, D,
And that attitude, madam, was a factor in our discussions,
Cut! Cut, cut, cut!
You, sir, are a Buddhist,
This muthafucka's hit the jackpot, Come on, girl,
Yeah, we was in here, havin' tea and,
The Freedom Riders, my fine young man,
Nats, what?
General!
No bullets?
maybe, since as you say there will be problems later,
corollary to our aim,
I have earplugs for whoever wants them, Just wedge those right in your ears,
Uh, a bit Roman in its outlook,
- What's he doing? - Well, he's, uh,
Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads,
No extra share!
My Lord, but when I get up in the Kingdom, Lord
Her gains are ill-gotten,
- We want that doughnut money! - I'm a count uno, and two and,
You steal out with the carcass while I dazzle her with conversation,
Thank you, Lord
- Sometime it's the only way, - Now listen, you ain't gonna hit me,
Hard for me to squeeze a trigger anyway,
Ma'am, could it possibly wait? We're kinda busy down here today,
Nothing that need discompose us was the sense I was tryin' to convey,
Is strange and odd
criminals,
Shine on Oh, let it shine on
Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a ham,
They usin' the house to practice music, of the Rococo,
I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi,
That garbage island, where scavenger birds feast
There you have it, It is on your table, Mrs, Munson,
Lump here is an avid collector of Indian arrowheads,
Marvelous,
While the gambling activity is restricted to these riverboats, no such restrictions
Gentlemen, to we few, We who have shared each other's company,
- Shut your goddamn mouth! - You better raise the fuck up, fucka!
- The ringleader spoke in dead tongues, - Does he now?
Now, here we have, Not yet, Lump,
His name is Bob.
The glissandi on this particular piece are technically very, very demanding,
Chitra! Make sure that Humane fucker doesn't come over here, OK?
- I quite understand, - Then in all the excitement,
- Shine - Shine on
Nope, nope, I'm fine, Perfectly all right! Not a problem!
Oh, my, That's an awful lot of letters,
The old woman is a more formidable antagonist than one had imagined,
Come on
- Feast of Balthazar, - Yeah, that sounds good,
- Come on now, let it - Shine on
- Well, you're absolutely right, - Don't let the clients see this,
Mosses smote those sinners in his wrath! Yes, he did!
they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on!
Yeah, That'd be nice,
- Damn skippy! - And this brings us to Lump,
Yes
No more weepin' and wailin'
way outside the Kingdom of God!
Oh, look at this, I got blueberry syrup on my safari jacket!
why don't we synchronize our watches before Gawain reports to work,
- and shit attackin' your fuckin' insides, - Oh, well, shit, you gotta do it,
You gon' back that shit the fuck up!
I'm just cleanin' up here,
So you just go and have yourself a pleasant evenin',
pale,
You might got yo' Ph, D, but I got my GED!
Distract him, He'll shit if he sees this,
But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr, Gudge, whew!
1000000000
Shut up, punk!
Oh, goddamn! Come on, girl, let me get one little peek,
Oh, madam, I blush, I melt, No,