Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.
...about your piddly-ass problems.
Now, let's see what we got.
Now, ahem, close your eyes.
Not sure what to do. Maybe call my mother.
- Oh, no. - What now?
But anything I put on now is only gonna suffer in comparison.
Oh, the simulated horror.
Oh, that's not a good name.
So I hear you saying you're angry with your mother.
Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You.
Um... I don't know, maybe.
All right, I'll play.
Oh. That will be another congratulatory call for me.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
What you can't do is shut up.
Not that I won the award. No one deserves it more.
...my answers to the standard Rorschach inkblot test are:
...Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
...Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
- "Dear Shelly, I am so proud..." - Oh, dear.
And here's Uranus.
...of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
Do you think maybe that's what's happening here?
...we could move our pants around our bodies...
Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together.
I do like the X-Men.