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- Where is that? - SimCity.
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Dr. Randall from the geology department...
Sometimes people have trouble accepting accolades...
I thought this was supposed to be guided meditation.
Okay, in Avatar when they have sex on Pandora...
Any group big enough to trample me to death.
I recently had a dream that I was a giant.
Just the Asians!
Oh, I say a lot of things, sweetie.
- Might give you more confidence. - It's not exactly a mutation...
Even now I can remember that moment...
And my mother could've told me before...
But I digress.
...in front of a ballroom full of people?
You just going to try to recycle Adler's doctrine of the inferiority complex?
Yeah, we watched it last week. You said you liked it.
...when I walked up to the podium and looked out at the crowd.
How is a new suit going to prevent me from passing out...
You're Watching A Heavenly Christmas On Hallmark Channel You're Watching TV Land Awards On TV Land
...I think I can face a simple awards ceremony.
...if I'm ever nominated for the Hillbilly Peace Prize.
...Do Lima Beans Grow Better to Classical Music.
...to a lima bean sprout.
...and our days of dropping trousers would be over.
All right, thank you.