Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, good for him.

- I'm not accepting the award. - Why not?

- Sheldon, are you okay? - Don't trample me.

I had a suit like this when I was six.

I don't know. If you're my X-Men, what are your powers?

Fine, you're in Sheldon Square.

Wonder what that feels like.

- Where is that? - SimCity 4.

"Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

- Alcohol? I don't drink alcohol. - Fine, faint.

Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?

...she accused me of breast feeding co-dependently.

- Problem. - What?

You know, because of your award, not because that busboy sneezed on it.

I felt so guilty I gave the ribbon back.

Did my mother call you?

But thanks to meditation...

Now for the astronomers In the audience...

I was 14 and graduating summa cum laude from college.

I thought I could try to analyze you and get to the root of your anxiety.

I was showing that classical music nurtures lima beans...

Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago.

No, I have not heard the song "Jesus, Take the Wheel."

Just as I suspected.

I worked really hard on that project.