Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you eventually realize you're the same stressed-out person...

And I appreciate the pretense.

That's what she calls him. Shelly. It's a pet name.

I was valedictorian and expected to give an address.

...and at least one year of algebraic topology?

It'll give you confidence.

A, a bat, B, a bat, C, a bat...

...and D, my father killing my mother with a hypodermic needle.

Really, Leonard?

...I'd like to point out that my brother is 8 inches taller than me.

The nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15 percent discount.

You might wanna check YouTube.

But before I do, I'd like to share with you a letter...

All right, you people ready to have some fun?

Here. See if this one works.