Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I'm not going to punch you. - That's what my sister used to say.

It wasn't my fault.

Meditation is nothing but hokum.

And Iron, americium Ruthenium, uranium

Of course not, my body's In the way.

You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On Apple TV

For example, why wasn't William Shatner in the new Star Trek movie?

My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn...

Yeah, the one thing the William Shatner...

This is pretty sharp.

Then put on a sweater.

All right, drink this. It'll relax you.

Instead I get the same question...

I kid the geologists, of course...

All right, ahem...

Like Professor Xavier and his X-Men.

It's only one color.

I stayed up all night singing the clown's aria from Pagliacci...

and thats 24 7 buddy

Oh. Give it a minute.

...and have helped me overcome my own fears.

It amazes me how you constantly obsess over fictional details...