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What do you say?
12 1
You have $8 million of some drug kingpin's money?
[dialing phone]
That's how I'm gonna do it.
[indistinct chatter]
-Okay? -Marty, you got the money back.
[Evans] Well?
hey
-[Wendy] So? -[Marty] So?
and I'm wondering what you could do with an immediate loan
One specifically, this one right here,
-Deal with it. -You deal with it.
how about 75 bucks a month?
That's exactly what I'm saying.
Go to sleep.
I understand it's an unusual condition,
Hey, um... [chuckles] I'm Sam Dermody.
Plus, I'll tell you what...
[sniffles]
You know, your name's right here. Sir?
but trust me when I tell you they can't afford to pay.
-$100,000, uh, to start. -You got more? 150, maybe 200?
[Petty exhaling sharply]
You can just leave them outside of the door.
Shit, I don't know. I do know that he has a kitty named Henry.
Beautiful girls won't work here. I won't let 'em.
Well, a lot of clichés are clichés for good reason,
staying in the cheapest possible places, sucking the tit of this department,
No. You did not. I had to wait for him to leave.
Trevor you are without a doubt the biggest retard I've ever seen
-I'll meet you outside. -Yeah, you got it.
Excuse me, is there anybody here?
-Yes. -Well, thank you. Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, so...
No.
-[Marty] Catfish. Great. -Yeah.
You steal that money, you're gonna have to kill me.
Stuff like that.
I took the computers and bracelet with me.