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# I know it's almost time for
And I know you think Dad and I are obsessed with cancer,
Can I smoke? Oh, yes.
Don't all American people think they're a bit Irish?
OK.
Do you know how I got from JFK to Manhattan?
# And willing to break
# It's too hard
Hi! Any luck? Oh, no. I'm sorry.
We just won't have you in the big finale party in the
Because I'll do it. I will.
# She's found on the Brooklyn Bridge
I'm just trying to pay for my Metro card,
# And I know
But the stupid fucking cocking...
This is rude, I hope you know, and you're...
You can't export your entire culture to us and then expect us to not
But it is weird, though.
Put me down! I will not be offended!
# To fat moustachioed men in suits, you'll look cute... #
What about when your ironclad immigration system
This tea is disgusting.
Oh, what the fuck?!
so if you need company, I'm all yours.
And I know you think I'm only saying that because I'm your mum.
Would you mind keeping an eye out, just in case
# That you believe in love even if set in fear
Oh, yes.
# Trying desperately to figure out what it is that makes me blue
#That you'll worry, and I'm already miles away
BAD IRISH ACCENT: Well, then, what are you doing in here, you heathens?
As long as you don't use your passport photo again.
Any plans for your last night in the house?
Why would I want to sleep with him?
Love you.
# There's a mind under this hat
And was she your roommate, or was she your...?
Finally, I've made a friend in New York.
# You can never be, never be