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I couldn't work out what was a joke or what was real,
And then I was bored and lonely,
Game Boys, smoking indoors,
# But it's too good to be used
Just pay, already! But I'm trying to pay!
for the whole week, so I just drank in my cockroach-infested apartment.
and I'll probably never see him again,
Margaret Marshall?
Fuck it. I already love you.
Thank you.
# To fat moustachioed men in suits, you'll look cute
SHE EXHALES HEAVILY
Well, you should stay a few more days.
Everyone's so...serious.
# I dream of Santa's long white beard
or what he actually liked or what he liked as a...subversion.
Yeah, but I thought they'd be rude in a fun way like...
into the card machine, right?
and really lovely,
# More than when covered in snow
# When the kids start singing... #
HORN HONKS
There's nothing worse than an English person doing
Jesus fucking Christ!
Shit!