Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd also die for beauty. Wouldn't you?

You don't have to pay for this.

(LAUGHS) Ow, yeah. My feet do really freaking hurt.

TANYA MCQUOID-HUNT: (OVER PHONE) Hey! The gays invited us to Palermo.

and that would,

TANYA: Oh, my God.

Okay? I didn't do anything. I'm not lying to you.

What was your guys' favorite? I think mine was the Eruzione.

BERT DI GRASSO: I banged it on a corner of a nightstand

the silly old sausage died,

Yeah, and you know what, I...

Were they your cousins or something?

Oh, it's a good feeling when you realize

there is a man who will ask me for the money

She was a bitter woman.

that if I told you, then you would talk to Daphne,

No. I mean now, I feel bad.

and prickly pears. Oh.

And she died a bitter woman,

I don't fucking know, all right? I...

- (CAMERON CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) Naked Twister?

(VALENTINA CLEARING THROAT)

Dom. Didn't you run around with that exact hooker?

And I decided to go bumming around the American West

♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Okay? I just need to go to a bank.

with these Italian girls that we met at the bar.

Yeah, yeah, why not? Let's get drunk. (CLEARS THROAT)

So... that's not going to happen. (CHUCKLES)

- Oh, shit. - DAPHNE: No. (GIGGLING)

Well, that girl's over there. The girl from last night.

(BIRD CHIRPING)

ABBY: (OVER VOICEMAIL) Hi, this is Abby.

is not strictly-speaking his fault.

Fine, but we can't create a situation. Okay? Please.

You ever had a threesome?

Well, that he's running around with an escort. (CHEWS)

♪ But you see Back in old Napoli ♪

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- (BOTH PANTING) - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

which will be fantastic.

- (FLAMES ROARING) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

- TANYA: Oh. - And then when I was about 32,

- Everybody knew. - We had a great marriage.

I told you this.

♪ Tippy-tippy-tay Tippy-tippy-tay ♪

You're gonna get your money. I've just been busy.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

{\an8}VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) No.

♪ ("PREGHIERA IN GENNAIO" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) ♪

Oh, my God. Don't steal anything.