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there is a man who will ask me for the money
I told you this.
And she died a bitter woman,
Okay.
TANYA MCQUOID-HUNT: (OVER PHONE) Hey! The gays invited us to Palermo.
{\an8}VALENTINA: (IN ENGLISH) No.
and that would,
- (FLAMES ROARING) - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
which will be fantastic.
- Oh, shit. - DAPHNE: No. (GIGGLING)
TANYA: Oh, my God.
ABBY: (OVER VOICEMAIL) Hi, this is Abby.
I'm jealous.
Fine, but we can't create a situation. Okay? Please.
You're gonna get your money. I've just been busy.
Well, that he's running around with an escort. (CHEWS)
Dom. Didn't you run around with that exact hooker?
is not strictly-speaking his fault.
(SLURPS)
No!
Well, that girl's over there. The girl from last night.
that if I told you, then you would talk to Daphne,
Ciao.
Okay? I didn't do anything. I'm not lying to you.
Oh, my God. Don't steal anything.
Okay.
(LAUGHS) Ow, yeah. My feet do really freaking hurt.
Oh, it's a good feeling when you realize
(BIRD CHIRPING)
Were they your cousins or something?
- Everybody knew. - We had a great marriage.
And I decided to go bumming around the American West
{\an8}(IN ITALIAN)
I don't fucking know, all right? I...
You don't have to pay for this.
BERT DI GRASSO: I banged it on a corner of a nightstand
♪ ("PREGHIERA IN GENNAIO" BY FABRIZIO DE ANDRÉ PLAYING) ♪
(VALENTINA CLEARING THROAT)
- TANYA: Oh. - And then when I was about 32,
Yeah, and you know what, I...
Yeah, yeah, why not? Let's get drunk. (CLEARS THROAT)
Okay? I just need to go to a bank.
okay.
♪ But you see Back in old Napoli ♪
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
What was your guys' favorite? I think mine was the Eruzione.
Who is that?
- (CAMERON CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES) Naked Twister?
with these Italian girls that we met at the bar.
and prickly pears. Oh.
So... that's not going to happen. (CHUCKLES)
- (BOTH PANTING) - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
She was a bitter woman.
I'd also die for beauty. Wouldn't you?
♪ (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
No. I mean now, I feel bad.
♪ Tippy-tippy-tay Tippy-tippy-tay ♪
the silly old sausage died,
You okay?
You ever had a threesome?