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we have approximately 24 possible targets in track.

We're not being attacked! It's a simulation!

He's a brilliant man. A little flaky.

Initial attack profile is a full-scale PRC strike.

- [Pat] Six up. - [Man] You can't win that game.

Better get the old man down here.

any further than I could throw it.

Why are we at DEFCON 4?

I'm sorry. I won't. I'll talk to you tomorrow, OK?

Why don't I believe you?

time and time again.

Stand by for a message from Brass Hat. Acknowledge.

- He's dead? - Yeah.

Troop movements, Soviet missile tests, shifting weather patterns.

One minute and 30 seconds to impact.

Some silicone diode

Could not find you in Seattle

It might've been knocked out already.

We're good to go to Dave-con1

...with the bees probably.

Says he does this sort of thing for fun.

[Man over speaker] Begin countdown. T minus 60.

I don't know what you think you could do here.

Hello, David. John McKittrick. I run the computer facility here.

- [Woman] I'm working here. - [Man] Oh, I'm sorry.

Confidence is High I repeat: Confidence is High

I have to explain to the president

in a nuclear crisis have been made by the WOPR.

We'll keep control, but we'll keep it here at the top.

I agree with authentication also, sir.

now have approximately 24 possible targets in track

tell me this is joshua wright

I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU?

Restore that Disk sir

[Man 2] Yeah! We're here!

at the same address.

All right. Flush the bombers, get the subs in launch mode.

[Helicopter approaching]

Ten! It's got the code. It'll launch!

Andy I really wanted to learn how to swim

How do I get into that system? I want to play those games.

[Continues ringing]

Get the ICBMs in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly.

It could be. Oh, Jesus, Jennifer! What am I gonna do?

- Can you wait here? - Why?

Mr. Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!

Projected target areas, NORAD regions 2526.

- Hi, Dad! - David!

Hi! I'm Jennifer.

What am I supposed to tell him, 22 percent isn't so bad?

[Pat] Four numbers.

Which side do you want?

Seventy-two million people dead?

This large room is the command center for NORAD. No picture taking.

All right, enable missiles.

We have a Soviet submarine launch detection.

[David] He must have been pretty amazing.

The senior controller isn't here right now.

I told you already.

Machines don't call people.

Six minutes, that's barely enough time for the president to make a decision.

Confidence is high. I repeat, confidence is high.

[Woman] Will you stop it?

I didn't. I even threw the number away.

to their responses and so on.

What's it doing?

There's no way you can win that game!

"Dr.. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion That marathons suck

You're just making it harder on yourself.

No, Jennifer, don't call her!

the idea of reproduction without sex?

Are you sitting comfortably?

Estimated time remaining:

Don't you think I've tried?!

Rotate launch key to "set."

[Man 2] 319th Bomb Wing, Operations. Colonel Chase.

You know what that means.

- Are you all right? - Yeah. Run for it.

If we don’t score 25 points, Take us to defcon 1!!!

I have a valid message.

Wait, no! Sh! Calm down, calm down.

"Asexual reproduction."

- Where? - Seattle, Washington.

So they're better the next time they played.

[John] I started out as his assistant. How'd you know?

...that there can be acceptable losses.

Your new hotel sucks

What does WOPR recommend?

WOPR is putting our losses at 85 to 95 percent of the strategic forces.

Why do nitrogen nodules cling to the roots of plants?

Strange game…the only winning move is not to play

- Games! - Try it.

That's him. That's Falken.

[Alarm blaring]

This is the commander's desk. Col. Conley's in charge.

[Beeping stops]

Visibility, bullshit. You haven't been on time for the last six months.

You're saying that this trillion dollar hardware

And I'll get back to you on this.

Nothing indicates a simulation at all. Everything's working perfectly.

Christ! Now they got us chasing shadows.

Watch your step. Thank you.

Now, listen carefully.

[Man 3] This is Loring Air Force Base.

Look, I don't have time for a conversation right now!

It's not on the list!

[Falken] Yes, I have. I loved it when you nuked Las Vegas.

Do you think maybe I can tell Michelle?