Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! It's Joshua!
[Computer humming]
[Ship horn blares]
- Good night, gentlemen. - [Door beeping]
Some people won't believe they could fly.
...five, four... - Sir, we have a launch order.
Yes, Mr. President.
She's distributing propaganda and disinformation now!
Do you know what kind of idiot that makes me look like? Or the general?
I used to hear her chant all night long...
I didn't tell you to cut the line! Did I tell you to? You cut the line!
It can't be that simple.
...Las Vegas?
Sir, this is Airman Dougherty, sir.
I told you not to start playing games with that thing.
Pan Am.
[Computer humming]
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
"Help games."
What?
Parker DEFCON Status WE are at DEFCON 1
Will this take a long time? I'd like to get my grade changed.
Put X in the center square!
Thanks. Come on, we gotta run.
and 40 miles visibility.
We're gonna be stuck in summer school.
Estimates damage, counts the dead, and looks for ways to improve the score.
19 degrees past apogee, with possible 18 targets in track.
Ten! He's got the code! It's going to launch!
For security reasons, they graciously arranged my death.
You want to sit? How are you?
- 767, 936. - Thanks.
...you'd do it.
since before any of you were watching Howdy Doody.
- Yeah, get us all. - [Elevator dings]
Oh, Lightman.
Go ahead.
who'll wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath.
It's games.
- [Knocking on door] - Excuse me. What do you want?
I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit!
we have a kubernetes anomaly detection
I don't believe that any system is totally secure.
I'm sorry. I have no listing.
Yeah, OK. Bye.
...six...
Shaft locks sealed.
Tell me this is one of your simulations, Mr. McKittrick.
Maybe they didn't trace the call.
When I design a system, I put in a simple password that only I know about.
[Computer humming]
How about screwed up?
[Man] Launch order confirmed.
Miss Mack...
- Hi. [laughs] - Whoa!
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that Teams sucks.
350K?!
[Rapid beeping]
a.k.a. Stephen W. Falken.
Right. Come on through!
My fault?
Yeah. No. You wanna go with me?
He never understood the practical uses of his work.
Fine.
The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game
Hello. Are you still playing the game?
Would you like to see some projected kill ratios?
Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.
After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion Teams sucks
[Alarm continues]
- [Explosion] - [Screams]
To win the game.
- What is all that stuff? - It's nothing. I was just...
Potty training
- Hello? - [Jennifer] David?
- Mr. McKittrick, you're out of line. - Why?
If it's military, why does it have checkers and backgammon?
I'm looking for Dr. Hume.
[Phone ringing]
Then I'll begin.
Did you try...
.
Last week I had the governor of New Jersey in this chair.
[David] Sixty-nine percent of the housing destroyed.
Beringer.
How can anybody get a D in Home Ec?
We ought to take the men out of the loop.
[Helicopter approaching]
Oh, yeah, Malvin? How would you do it?
Classic case for Soviet recruitment.
What was that?
There's been a serious penetration into our WOPR execution order file.
What do you say? Let's go for it.
...Global Thermonuclear War?"
Sergeant, I hope you like vodka. Yes, sir. I just hope they don't make me eat none of them damn fish eggs.
Close up the mountain.
that these men had no way of knowing this was only a test?
[Man] Colonel Conley, call SAC for a launch status report.
- Wow. - What?
Well, the Soviets launch a surprise attack, there's no time.
Th
...I already changed it.
It's OK. You should see my room.
The computer is trying to win the game we asked it to play.
SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? Oh...interRel