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a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
- Among other things, but my question was... - What other things?
It's having no control.
- Woz. - Yeah?
So I brought you a present.
It's telling us that people don't like it because they think it doesn't do anything.
It's right here.
Hey, Steve.
that if he didn't try very hard to sell the last spot,
No.
What are people going to do with it?
What's that about?
are finding it difficult to justify the machine's high cost.
We open the house in five.
I just lost a hundred bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
I wanna suck you. For the rest of our life
We showed it being opened, we showed it being poured, being consumed.
It is wrong, okay? It is morally wrong, it's parentally wrong.
Yeah, 'cause everyone needs rectangles with rounded corners.
And I don't bleed.
Okay, okay.
You need special tools.
Make things all right with Lisa.
- Just wanted to say good luck. - Thanks. You too.
- A shirt? - The disk!
because he didn't think he'd done anything wrong.
and I asked my mom some questions about my family history.
- You're writing for the Crimson. - What?
There's no reason in the world why she should be nice.
Lisa!
she cut me deep, I bled and
What did you do? چیکار کردی؟
Screen says it's an unimplemented trap.
- I think maybe once people get used to it... - No.
and cutting 70% of the product line.
The last thing I want to do is connect the iMac to...
- Can I tell you something? - I don't think they do wish me well.
I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
And then Dan Kottke was born.
and Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
Now, I absolutely understand why you're upset.
And if you keep alienating people for no reason,
- Steve... - If a fire causes a stampede to the unmarked exits,
Say it for me.
Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
Don't you think you should talk to him?
It's not finished?
Five.
- An operating system? - Yeah.
The Apple II team has my affection,
and I wanted to ask you how you felt about that.
I gave him Sculley, Markkula. I gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
♪ Hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn ♪
I'm the person who can, and I can't.
But right now, she's 45, perfectly healthy and can't feed herself.
You're kidding me.
A little to the left, a little to the right,
It's my pleasure to introduce my friend and the CEO of Apple,
I'm really sorry, guys.
Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
or you recommended taking me off the Mac team?
Stand in front of me. I want to look at these quotes, but I don't want Joel to know.
- which is what we have. - Mm-hmm. Or?
It absolutely is gonna say hello.
I'm coming from Markkula's house.
The Macintosh font that's scrolling across the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
Invent the Edsel twice, you don't get any more drawing boards.
Lisa's been doing this thing where she asks me about stuff I've already told her.
The resorts come with couches.
The same people who wanted to dump the Super Bowl spot.
♪ We were only kids then ♪
Wozniak's gonna be fine.
No... Why?
- That's the right attitude. - That's not an attitude.
I called the Wall Street Journal to take out a full-page ad for today,
so don't let any fluctuation bother you for the first 12 months.
He didn't mean it.
An hour ago, you said you were taking her to school.
This is a huge deal that we were able to add eight slots.
Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
So, Steven, it's over.
Do you have any experience or training in this field?
We showed a lot of happy people drinking Pepsi.
♪ All this time kept the promise you made ♪
That's it. John Sculley has been fired from Apple.
You said if I couldn't find a solution, you'd call me out in front of the audience.
And she needed things. She needed socks.
The whole place has to be streamlined.
Hey.
That's not true. That's not...
♪ Everything up to that point had been left unresolved ♪
Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours is about to start changing pretty quickly too.
We need to put our resources into updating the Apple II.
Don't even open it.
You must be able to see that she looks like you.
all the information you need in the course of living in a complex modern society.
Thank you.
- Did it say hello? - It did.
Thanks.
Because, as reported by Time magazine,
You were supposed to go to school an hour ago. I thought you left.
History doesn't remember Joe DiMaggio kindly for dumping Marilyn.
Come on in, honey.
What kind of apple is not an apple? A pineapple.
Really?
Do you know what this is?
You made a beautiful board,
- Your daughter... - She's not my daughter!
That was cool.
What I'd like you to do with them is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
I'd at least consider the possibility
Uh, no...
and the times, they are a-changin'.
I've known her since she was six.
Andy!
By taking resources from the Mac.
I liked the ad very much.
How was she supposed to stop her?
I got to get back onstage. We got two minutes of rehearsal time left.
- I'm going out there myself. - You can't. You can't.
Steve.
I appreciate the engineering, but it's not what we're doing.
What is remarkable, what's hard to fathom but true,
And with that movie 2001, you're projecting us into the 21st century.
The story of why and how you left Apple,
I'm not your...
Okay. Pull the voice demo.
I wanna tell you I appreciate all the hours you put into it,
which is quickly becoming mythologized, isn't true.
You didn't care enough about the Apple II or the Lisa.
Good to see you.
Recommend that we drop the price and double the marketing budget.
The person singing the song.
because you were trying to kill the Mac two months before it launched.
Some kind of race condition, but we haven't been able to track it down yet.