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When did you change your mind and start building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
You just have a couple of minutes.
Fuck you.
Do you like it?
I say Steve's an asshole.
Do you want to stop horsing around?
You need special tools to open the Mac?
- Just acknowledge the top guys. - Have a mimosa and relax.
You are fucking delusional.
So I've been dispatched as the Steve Whisperer.
Excuse me. Flight attendant? The man next to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
Do you like it?
but they'll know they want it.
Your daughter and her mother...
- Everybody? I want to clear the auditorium. - Nobody moves.
I love you, Steve. You know how much.
So I helped, because somebody had to.
- What does Bill Gates have against me? - I don't know.
So problem solved.
And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
I'm your closest confidante, your... your best friend.
What did he say?
So how come 10 times in a day,
I really wanted to build a computer for colleges.
♪ Come in, she said, I'll give you shelter from the storm ♪
Steve? I'm sorry. We have to clear the house if we're gonna start on time.
and you didn't do anything about it,
Okay.
I give you that. Just publicly acknowledge the Apple II team
The Apple II is what pays the bills around here and has for seven years.
Anyone but Rain Man.
Even after I told you exactly what they'd do,
Somebody thought it would be a good idea to, like,
Do me a favor. Set the watch ahead like you're on a plane
I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
but I'm trying to get him to move to Cupertino, put a dent in the universe.
It worked three hours ago.
Memory is what costs money.
- Joel, could you come offstage, please? - Leave him.
- I brought along my son Jonathan... - Hi.
Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona. This can't be fixed in seconds.
Come sit here for a minute.
Can I see new shark?
- Knock 'em dead. - Thank you.
It's happened before too.
I-I didn't want him to find out the hard way your position on glitches in a demo,
Was I what?
All right. Okay.
Still, it's something to talk about in the interview.
I'd have told you if I did.
I believed I was right. I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
- One more thing. - Sure.
They won't know what they're looking at or why they like it,
I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
A long time ago... You threatened me once.
You can tell me how unimportant it is, but if the computer doesn't say hello,
Well, I know a guy.
This is a new animal.
So much for the black cube.
Less than 90 days from insolvency,
♪ But nothing really matters much ♪
I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
Like if you met someone.
and a stringer from the Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
But she is.
Did you know, back at Bandley,
It's a coincidence.
- Regretful. - What?
- Sculley. - Look what he said.
everyone is waiting for the Mac.
Chiat/Day sold off the two 30's but not the 60,
- What have you been giving me? - Conservative projections.
This crowd, it's like, um...
I think you should go online for jobs.
What the hell is going on here?
No questions from the press after.
Obviously, Daniel didn't think he was doing anything wrong.
He was John 'cause he wrote Ticket to Ride. And I wrote the Apple II.
Who's gonna want a PC? What idiot is gonna want...
How I spend... Fuck. You know, I'm not even gonna...
Why not?
He will have in his own house
You know I know that.
We put stereo speakers in front, infrared right up here,
because God forbid the angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
Believe me, I'm not trying to publicly do anything with you.
I'm sorry to be blunt, but that happens to be the truth.
and that makes you an unconscionable coward.
This will be in a compact form in his own house.
I'd go try and get some more bullets out of the gun.
My friend, a long time ago,
We blow this and IBM will own the next 50 years like a Batman villain.
So tell me where the boundary is.
I love that you don't care how much money a person makes. You care what they make.
And this story is now about how I'm denying paternity and took a blood test.
How about that? I quit, and you never see me again.
I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.
Lisa?
- That's not... - Where do you get off?
is the Shakespearean flaw in a machine that had potential.
- Yeah. - For many years.
Serious users want to customize. They wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
If you want, I can slip you in the back once the house lights go out.
It's like we built a great car, but we haven't built the engine.
- Who made that call? - Doesn't matter.
Go cue one.
It's pretty much what I just said, that it certainly couldn't hurt.
Start 15 minutes late so Avie can recompile and give us a fighting chance.
- Sure. - Thank you.
My job is to make a recommendation to the board.
We're done?
the Mac team gave an award every year to the person who could stand up to you?
- Surprisingly, he... - He didn't beat the living shit out of you?
Why bother? It'd be like notifying Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas.
Your computer's gonna fail.
It does anger me, because you're a kid
- Do you wanna tell her or should I? - Don't start with me, man.
and would love for you and Chrisann to go with her.
And I forced the vote because I believed I was right.
And that doesn't include the optional $3,000 hard drive,
Steve?
You explained to the fire marshal that we're in here changing the world?
I've been a witness, and I tell you, I've been complicit.
I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
- You're sure? - Very sure.
because it will make it possible for us to live, really, anywhere we like.
Let's get off the stage.
It's warm and it's playful and it needs to say hello.
you have a chip on your shoulder.
I understand, but the ad said the Mac was gonna save the world.
I was angry.
- The board... - Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
You knew it was a closed system.
It needs to say hello because it can.
What's the matter with you?
every time somebody told me something was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
It's that you told her you weren't going to pay for Harvard.
- Chrisann. - Brennan?
But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
twenty-eight percent of the male population of the United States
and it's gonna be Lee Clow, who the board thought was out of his mind.
I'm committing a crime right now, and I don't wanna get in trouble.
but I can't because of how terrible it is.
- How are you, Joanna? - I'm good, John.
The Apple chapter of the Harvard Alumni Association
Well, someday you'll have to tell us how you did it.
- Fix it. - What the...
Remember the phone company? That's what Bell was called, the phone company.
We've met before, and you told me you like the way I talk,