Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Somebody thought... - Who?

Couple of days? A week?

The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.

That was her intent. I don't know...

He calls Jobs an insulting and hurtful guy.

and I let it be known to Lee Clow

- I'm listening. - It'll run on the 512.

A printer and a modem. Two slots.

- Jobs insists... I am quoting... - I didn't invent math.

and then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.

Hollywood. They made computers scary things.

Does anyone know where the closest psychiatrist is?

These people live and die by your praise, so here's your chance.

♪ If you're telling, I'll be told ♪

We're gonna sell a million units in the first 90 days.

You think the secret to your success

- When your mother comes back, you have to go to school. - Because it's a ruler!

I told you to make things all right with Lisa.

It is wrong for you to use Lisa as a way of getting money from me.

And you're telling me you have the right computer.

to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.

Why do people think I fired you?

There are a hundred engineers walking around here. None of them have the tools?

- They want slots. - They don't get a vote.

I get hate mail, death threats.

It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.

Tell them I'll trade them for a free computer,

Jandali owns the place, and John's the CEO of Pepsi,

at exactly the wrong moment.

Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.

My dad named a computer after me.

Yeah, she was tested and it turns out she can fly.

that that's good for our business,

♪ When blackness was a virtue, the road was full of mud ♪

It turns handwriting into computer text.

which said there was a 94.1% chance that I'm the father.

I'm sure the thinking was that since the computer is Man of the Year

♪ Loving woman, loving man ♪

I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced back to you.

I love you too, Woz.

- We're there? - I need more time.

I missed something so obvious about...

You're walking around like you've got Can't Lose cards.

You're gonna get killed.

Your old road is rapidly aging.

If it weren't for me, you'd be the easiest A at Homestead High School.

How was she supposed to stop her mother from selling her own house?

- The test said I... - I don't care what the test said.

And if you embarrass these people,

I wasn't pressured to do it.

The look on their faces when we showed them the spot.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

This is the first time we haven't played for the same team.

and she does it with money I gave to her for you.

- Yeah. - Without my knowledge.

- Did you hear what I said? - Did you?

- Can I get a quick reaction to the press this morning? - What about it?

It was a sculpture of a computer.

Thank merciful God. The cavalry's shown up.

Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.

making "different" an adverb.

You haven't talked to him since '88?

Somebody had to.

I know what time it is. I need a quorum here in one hour and I want Steve here too.

You remember Joanna Hoffman? She's the head of marketing for the Mac.

But where do you come down on starting late?

Let me say this to you.

My kids are getting taunted. Why do people think I fired you?

- You're from Poland. - Yes, I am.

you are going to see a brain drain at this company, my brother.

Make hit products Promote with terrific marketing

There was a legal battle that went on for a while.

No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige, the disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.

- Where the hell did you get the idea I tried to kill... - Lee Clow.

The exit signs need to be off or we're not gonna get a full blackout.

We're not in love. Look.

My thing was, how can it hurt?

I dropped out of college after a semester, but, okay, let's have a look.

- Sharks. - Sharks.

Seven years. It was a great run.

We'll know soon enough if you are Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,

- And thank God I won that argument... - Woz.

That's exactly what I want. That's why I came backstage.

had to be college-educated, wealthy and Catholic.

We haven't advertised the voice software.

Your work wife. The whole time.

- You don't want to... - No.

As long as you have control.

For the loser now will be later to win,

I didn't kill the ad, Steve! I'm the only reason it made it on the air.

They didn't buy the record.

that's been built to run on Intel.

was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.

I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.

Who in the year 2001 will be the same age as I am now.

I'm proud of you.

We could pull it out of the demo and no one would be disappointed.

The Apple II should embarrass you. It embarrasses me.

- What the hell do you want from me? - I was sent for.

That earnest, unironic kid.

You're a good man, John.

they tore the chairs out of the theater.

make hit products and promote them with terrific marketing.

- I've been watching you rehearse the demo for three weeks. - Yeah.

Come. Let's make that computer say hi.

- I don't know what that means. - It means the demo is more than likely gonna crash.

Then let me put it another way.

You don't ask for a lot?

I wouldn't understand it anyway.

- Well, I think I know why I'm here. - Do you?

and you've reversed those odds.

- Kottke didn't lose you the cover of Time. - Of course he did.

The commercial... 1984. You liked it.

While we're holding, there are well-wishers in the VIP room.

The universe was created in a third of that time.

And if anyone does one better, it's gonna be Chiat/Day, who the board wanted to replace,

but sometimes I forget to see what time it is after that.

- Do you remember me? - She doesn't.

I don't need to school you.

I don't think they'd notice the check didn't come from you.

When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,

- Including a member of the press. - I see him.

- He needs to talk to you. - Yeah.

I find all this excruciatingly personal and-and...

Even though this is a full-blooded Macintosh,

You made a new friend and her name was Lisa too.

No, he'll like 'em.

- I'm just here to say good luck. - Okay.

I don't like talking like this,

How about that?

and we want to get a machine into his hands so he can tell his subscribers about it.

Because artists lead and hacks ask for a show of hands.

and stack them on Kottke's desk

So unless you wanna be disgraced in front of your friends,

I was giving back.

He was warning me that being your father figure could be dangerous.

She needs a doctor. She has a sinus infection.

That's not how a person's mind works.

Let's let it go now.

- Can I mention something to you? - Sure.

She begged me to let her stay. There are fathers who would so love...