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...can we get on with "Halo" night?
My first Jew.
...although at this point, it's more like Doctor Why Bother.
You can't go out, it's "Halo" night.
Ha! Look, it's raining you.
“That’s right. Go back to Babylon you whore.
No more talking. Everybody go.
...not to mention an extremely intricate back-story.
No, you won't. Uh....
Well, first, we don't have house guests.
- Why doesn't Christy stay with me? - You live with your mother.
Your anger is not with me, but with mathematics.
Can we get an order of dumplings, but with three instead of four?
No, I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and "Halo 3."
I come from Sacramento.
No, yeah, she's definitely a whore.
This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve.
I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play...
...to include hi-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
Your friendship means a lot to me as well. What else?
Well, our earthquake supplies.
Right, anyway, uh, with Wolowitz occupied elsewhere...
Fine. Bring us three orders of dumplings.
I can't see him.
Can we please make a decision?
Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.
I imagine there aren't very many kosher cornhuskers.