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Yes. If you use my toothbrush, I'll jump out that window.
It's "Halo" night.
When they perfect human cloning, I'm gonna order 12 of those.
Like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?
poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of 2% milk,
Me every time someone pings me on teams
Penny, we make such a good team.
Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned.
Watch this, it's really cool. Ahem.
Who needs "Halo" when we can be regaled...
Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
No one ever thinks it'll happen until it does.
Now, Raj, jump in the tank.
Sheldon, think this through.
He's putting his needs ahead of the collective good.
...so we came over to have sex with you.
Ah. Well, then, we'll probably need to talk about your stuffed-bear collection.
Yeah, no, I meant plans to find someplace to live other than with me.
I'm just saying you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while.
Let me offer a little thinking here.
We could split it two, two and two.
For God's sakes, Sheldon, you are driving me crazy.
...poured a bowl of cereal, added a quarter cup of milk...