Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sheldon, you got him in your sights. Fire! He's charging his plasma rifle.
By the way, where did you get that loofa mitt?
- That's 12, we'll each have four. - That works.
Tonight is "Halo" night. It's like talking to a wall.
No one has to know.
Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'll have it cleaned.
Well, there's this girl I know from back in Nebraska, Christy.
And I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who...
She uses a fork and she double-dips her egg rolls.
I understand you're new in town.
Then it's no longer a dumpling.
- So? - It's the Chinese restaurant all over again.
Oh. Hey, guys, what's up?
...shrimp with lobster sauce, and vegetable lo mein.
I guess for you, that's an option. Ha-ha. Ha.
It's the fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions...
Ladies, ladies, I'm sure there's a middle ground.
She's not my friend. Friends do not get their friends' Care Bears all sweaty.
So "Halo" night, huh?
Yeah, and so is Sheldon.