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Sterling. Archer.
You're a baby. And astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally.
You. Krieger.
He just said "highly trained." And last time I checked...
MAN: Liftoff.
Because of our loyalty.
Well, thank God you did.
COMPUTER: Ignition.
But since you're on such an accelerated training schedule--
Lana, it's not a strip mall.
Son of a balls-snacking whore.
I only mention it because I also happen to be single.
Transmission--
Such mind-shattering awesomeness!
Because I won't-- I can't-- let anyone jeopardize the success of this mission.
Uh, can we expect a pharmacy?
Six enemas is a luxury we can ill afford. Got it.
yes beryh scarecicles? what do you want? i want the goji.
Well within them. Malory.
Or lack thereof. Or whatever.
But if we begin now, using the lessons learned aboard Space Station Horizon...
SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to...
You idiot, just reset the--
Now you've wasted half a day, so the other trainees are way ahead of you.
Is mutiny funny to you, Mr. Archer?
Six? Who knows? He put me under. Maybe 12.
There is fuel. On Horizon.
Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
We received another transmission from the Horizon. They can't wait.