Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Really? - Yeah, loves it.
My God.
- I'm going home. - No goodbye?
One game, the first game, and you fuck the whole thing up!
I'll take you in there with me, come on.
if you could do it for me.
You're not a Lakers fan are you? You're a Knicks fan.
- I'm so sorry. - Can you put any weight on it?
- Milk and coffee. - We can go now if you want.
- Good. - Let me show you to your seats.
You wanna play a quick round of Scattergories?
- Shaq's agent. - No kidding?
- My God! - What news? You saw me on the news?
- Good luck with your telephone. - That's sad, it's sad.
It'll only take a second, take quick look at it.
Don't they have, like, special scissors to make those fancy edges on the end?
What were you stretching for? What reason? You're in the first row.
All right, thank you.
For two months he's gonna be out.
Good to see you, how are you?
I forget to say goodbye? Never in my life have I forgotten.
- What are you saying? - Dairy is from a cow.
Honey, please don't yell at my parents like that.
Anthony Peeler, two shots.
free coffee and donuts and Danish and bagels.
I feel so bad. I can see that you're upset.
- I would appreciate it so much. - I love the indebted part, believe me.
Holy shit, you know how hard I worked for those?
What's he doing? Why doesn't he put Shaq back in the game?
I think we should get going. I'm very uncomfortable.
Yeah, I did have a motive. I wanted to kill him, I had a motive.
"Mr. Expert in somebody else's field."
Shaquille O'Neal.
I'm sorry, I'm running a little late.
- Gosh! - Occidental!
- I'm fucking out of here. - Let's get out of here, come on.
I also heard that he's a big Seinfeld fan. I want to get Seinfeld tapes, if you can.
- How you doing? - Good.
You know that guy right over there?
- It was great to meet you. - Did you play anything?
No. It's stupid.
Okay, listen, I've got "Pendant, Porsche, Popeye...
I just decided it was too overwhelming...
- Wow! Yeah. - Holy, what a-
- Absolutely, butter. - Thank you.
That's Dr. Wiggins, that's who he was talking about.