Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sorry, I'm running a little late.
I feel so bad. I can see that you're upset.
- Good. - Let me show you to your seats.
What's he doing? Why doesn't he put Shaq back in the game?
- Milk and coffee. - We can go now if you want.
- How you doing? - Good.
- Absolutely, butter. - Thank you.
- I'm going home. - No goodbye?
My God.
- I would appreciate it so much. - I love the indebted part, believe me.
- What are you saying? - Dairy is from a cow.
You know that guy right over there?
All right, thank you.
You're not a Lakers fan are you? You're a Knicks fan.
"Mr. Expert in somebody else's field."
What were you stretching for? What reason? You're in the first row.
if you could do it for me.
Anthony Peeler, two shots.
- I'm so sorry. - Can you put any weight on it?
- I'm fucking out of here. - Let's get out of here, come on.
I think we should get going. I'm very uncomfortable.
You wanna play a quick round of Scattergories?
I forget to say goodbye? Never in my life have I forgotten.
- It was great to meet you. - Did you play anything?
I'll take you in there with me, come on.
- Wow! Yeah. - Holy, what a-
Honey, please don't yell at my parents like that.
I just decided it was too overwhelming...
Yeah, I did have a motive. I wanted to kill him, I had a motive.
Holy shit, you know how hard I worked for those?
Good to see you, how are you?
- My God! - What news? You saw me on the news?
- Shaq's agent. - No kidding?
I also heard that he's a big Seinfeld fan. I want to get Seinfeld tapes, if you can.
- Really? - Yeah, loves it.
That's Dr. Wiggins, that's who he was talking about.
- Gosh! - Occidental!
free coffee and donuts and Danish and bagels.
Don't they have, like, special scissors to make those fancy edges on the end?
- Good luck with your telephone. - That's sad, it's sad.
One game, the first game, and you fuck the whole thing up!
Okay, listen, I've got "Pendant, Porsche, Popeye...
No. It's stupid.
For two months he's gonna be out.
Shaquille O'Neal.
It'll only take a second, take quick look at it.