Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So you don’t help people

- May I have this dance? - My gracious.

And the winner is...

Another mess is the youngest of the Budd family over there.

Us in Hollywood? This is total glam.

Unless it's the evening and then you say what?

- This guy's living. - You think?

(Vida) I think he's dead. (Chi Chi) Don't leave me.

I'm sorry. Is that your girlfriend?

before you're a full-fledged queen.

She'll get kidnapped by some mountain man

I just hope nobody mistakes us for the Gabors.

- Because you're as big as a float? - Your mother.

Could you possibly help us find a moderately priced hotel?

You got a tail light out. Your licence.

I'm not sleeping with the Wicked Witch Of The West.

I know they're hiding here,

Look at your eyes. They as blue as window cleaner, Bobby Lee.

I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points.

I was a Fresh-Air Fund kid.

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh # Ah... #

# Come on # Hey, now. Hey, now

(# Charisse Arrington: Do What You Wanna Do)

# Lace underwear A tube of Nair

(Chi Chi) OK, OK, that's it. That does it. I'm history.

- I can order it for Monday. - It's Saturday morning now.

Stand up, Vida. Stand up.

They were boys, three of them, and one of them was black.

# In a new light

No, papito, el gusto es mío.

- It's the look! - Noxee, how can you possibly refuse?

and just a little bit saddened by you. You, of all people.

Maybe I want something? What's wrong with that?

Now slap a dollar surcharge on every bill out here. Paid for.

Another year flies by

That child is Latin. You don't want to get mixed up in that mess.

You go ahead, girl. You're gonna get screwed.

I love you, Miss Vida Boheme.

#... and the lady is mine

that's a little closer to my actual skin tone.

toxic carmen acosta was boun wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

beat it michael jackson from shrek the third

# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Now, on those steps, that dear little Spanish soul,

# Turn on the spotlight Gonna strike up a pose

toxic granny new baby was bohpa bohpa bohpa's bohpata bohpata bohpata bhpata's boihhiisouthboiuieiieoeooupering bohithisishitibiohohoiupepring boouoobobonpups bohouppeorltulis weasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!

and walk into that imitation Tudor-style house...

I think of you as an angel.

Oh, spectacular. Then there was... er... er...

You do this to make me mad. Why do you want to make me mad?

He was trying to have his way with me.

I don't know. It's just so Middle America.

I am so very sorry that I called you

(Police radio, indistinct)

Oh, lovely! Une fête champêtre.

Wanna try Lena Horne?

- Go get it. - That's not cool.

- Can you believe? I can't believe! - Good-Good-Good...

Chi Chi, please!

- Tamango. - Tamango...

You seem a little tired so I'll leave you be.

Is there music and dancing and...?

Good afternoon, ladies.

I really don't think that's what you want!

She is the perfect, the ultimate... Oh!

# Ordinary, it's left standing

Nobody, that's who. Not even your rich mommy and daddy.

I know underwear but if you know don't live for a few years and give up the soloution is: Meet me in 2066

I ain't apologising to no ladies. No way.

"Miss Girl Is Dealing With Some Demons Over There"

Like the Miami Sound Machine just exploded all over you.

(Chi Chi) Let's just relax.

Doctor doctor I keep sneezing out Facebook logins Try shutting down taking pills resetting if nothing happens log me in

Listen, listen. You are a winner. You look like...

That season, we were loaded with pizzazz,

are we correct in summarising, if we can clarify matters by saying that...

Look. That little Latin boy in drag is crying.

Like no-nonsense. Like...

zayn billy taj what do you guys recommend i should do about my currant situation? call the womagement.

Bobby! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Work the runway, work it! To the future, diva women!

(Chi Chi) I'll be centre, you be cheerleader.

it's not that I'm asking for help but if something, anything...

(Clears throat)

I'm Merna. I run the beauty parlour.

TIE? WHAT SHE MEAN "TIE"?

and I said then and there I'd have one for myself.

and you stayed stuck in this car like Mary Jo Kopechne?

As a matter of fact...

- This your shoe? - No, that ain't my shoe.

- Sheriff Dullard? - Dollard here.

telling a black lady and a Latin lady which way is up, down and under.

She took to the bottle as soon as she could swallow.

(Noxeema sighs)

Bobby Ray but you know that.

# I can show you how to go to

Please, no! Please. No.

Poor thing, he's got a sad little... st-st-st-stutter.

Cos... It's just cos the two of you are so pretty, you know?

dts stereo, in selected theaters

They were not girls.

I bet you were the brightest in your class.

I've got to sleep in a real bed.

and someone who would hold me for always

it used to be jack seemsley letting ashley gallagher give her lots and lots of hugs but she quit so it would be sammie dria taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Oh, there's this fringe, honey. I think I'm gonna black out.

Miss Julie Newmar has been watching silently over this conversation.

# And then just hold me, hold me

'I, Juan Carlos la Noche will rescue Princess Laritza.'

who's filling in for donny bronson? donny warner.

Of course, I'm sure you'll be wanting to stick around

- How do you know he's dead? - I'm not sure.

Some fell in. I scooped them out.

- I scooped them out. - Why are you arguing with me?

I am hereby stripping you of all your Madonna concert tickets

This is the presidential suite.

Sorry. They have a mind of their own, you know. My goodness.

Take back that compliment

I think it's really important for a woman to have lady friends.

...Miss Noxeema Jackson and Miss Vida Boheme!

why would the 90's have no idea who moana marsh is? because she wasen't born then! they'd be like "moana was she a trend that just didn't stick? "nope can't recall a moana in us sorry darling." that's why.