Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And here to present this year's Drag Queen Of The Year...

Don't forget to write.

When a lady says no, she means...

# Talkin' about that little lady

Since you have learned absolutely nothing,

- It's too goddamn hot! - No!

Absolutely step three. Abide by the rules of love.

will receive an all-expense-paid, round-trip ticket

- Give me a kiss. - No. Please, no.

# The head of your class

- His name is my name, too. - Do people shout? I hate that.

- Adam's apple? - What?

I have a lovely idea.

(Vida) Well, not all of us... them are bad.

Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young, queer life. You and your causes.

- Crise? Oh, jamais. - We have decided

# All the world is waiting for you

Really? That would be wonderful.

Well, maybe Mr Rogers. I mean, he just seems sensitive.

As I was saying, we are three young career girls...

Ooh, that’s voodoo.

- Don't go there. - You are an uptight, cellulite,

What do you care?

3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 5 = 1215

to Hollywood, California!

touching swirls of chest hair.

you ends up being killed, so you don't help people.

We're staying in this no-tell motel so be quiet.

She truly does have a piñata for a head.

the slot machines are an escape room! right! bow! bow! bow! combination:7709 the house paysout every 100000000000000 turns! right onto luck starts no time to waste!

# I know that you will miss me # Miss me... #

I picked it up because I didn't want it to get dragged...

I got more legs Than a bucket of chicken

these weirdos coming in here, these boys in dresses.

i just can't wait to be king shrek 2 on netflix

Well, er, it's tomorrow afternoon, so I best be asking.

I come to ask somebody out to the sociable.

and there's people you don't trust cos they will stab you in the ribs.

# Oh, you are too many things

Bobby Ray told me what you really are.

Just take him. He's yours, baby. Go ahead and take him.

Oh! Now, over there is Jimmy Joe, who runs the Rooster and Pony.

90 day Fiancée

And I'm sorry I called you

- Don't be looking at me. - Noxeema!

and their... (Grunting) ...and leaving when the time is up.

Don't do that! What are you doing?

Fabulous. Simply fabulous.

If you want them to know that there is steak for dinner,

Approval neither desired nor required.

(# Cyndi Lauper: Hey Now - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)

I promise to choose a foundation that is closer yo my actual skin tone

# Be what you want yourself to be

- All right. No colours. - No. No. No. No.

They were dressed up like girls but they were boys.

Vida works out. Vida works out.

I hope she leaves me those albums in her will.

(Cheers and whistles)

I don’t know who he is, but if there’s a snowstorm tonight he’s going on my tires

P to the R to the IN to the CESS! I'm a princess!

It's Julie Newmar. I always thought she was so statuesque

You were just like a regular knight in shining pick-up truck.

And hats. Hats, hats, hats.

I guess it's a poker party, you got all your players, you don't need me.

(Laughter and quiet chatter)

Christ, you're tall.

My feelings exactly!

Happy birthday Puta spanishfly!!

Ladies. Ladies. You're just gonna have to wait.

When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body

# In your satin tights Fighting for your rights

thus marring the Methodist annual picnic.

- What? - That was so very generous of you,

Don't be giving me that bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look.

Well I do declare and I do decline

Jessica's Birthday should be a national holiday

# Why don't you be yourself? # Leave the past behind

and those are the moves.

and I don't want Bobby Ray because he's such a local, right?

you were absolutely right.

Alcoholic. Low self-esteem. Her daddy used to call her Baby Ugly.

- Well, I declare. - I declare.

- Well... - Well...

what did isaiah bruen used to say? oh well i'm a lot of arrahs but i'll get over it after all it's taj billy and zayn dagleish's problem but jayde gallagher dosen't know.

We just have-have w-what's on the f-floor.

is all alone in this world.

Why she always gotta have the last word, huh?

Oh, Jesus. Vida, this is unbecoming of a lady.

- Yes. For me. - No, no, no. No, this is mine.

evil dionne was in the shape of the dome wasen't she? she was and to this day she still is!

Oh, yes. That noble blacktress who never played domestic help

Mamis, don't quote me but I think this one is deceased.

Best musical of the year Hairspray and CHESS

Stand up, Vida.

and over here we have contestant number 2... carla corr and susan ford!