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Oh, really? I bet my balls we get 10 more
I've been a horse's ass?
We had fun as usual.
Okay, you're taking this personally.
Did she get the extra stitch?
Yeah.
As in get back together come around?
How what went?
Mail delivery will be delayed
I wasn't laughing at you.
and realize what a fucking horse's ass you've been.
Hey, there, baby bump.
Hey.
I can't tell you what I don't know.
Yo, if that shit don't come through soon,
Maybe we can get you a job in here.
it feels like
Yeah?
Quietly.
Relax. I do this all the time.
I'm engaged. Right.
I think I can reach it if I could
We're just getting started, bitch.
Hey! Y'all done having fun?
You have no idea.
I will write you up if you sneeze,
So you're good.
So, listen. You know all those conversations
from being born on a gin-soaked
Yo, T, them motherfuckers don't know shit. You know that.
It's my bunk, too. I get no say in this?
Yeah.
I look forward to it.
about, uh, the surge in home breweries in Brooklyn
Who, me?
Who's a smoothie, now, bitches?
Maybe, just maybe, we will get friendly again. Maybe.
No suspicious delivery guy,
You might remember her as the bloodsucking dragon-cunt?
You know, for my son, they told me to play with my chichitas.
and pray it doesn't turn out like that one.
For you.
Oh, fuck.
They'll be here soon. Just rest.
Am I supposed to tell them that I made you get into the dryer?
Nothing. Never mind.
Okay, I'm not sure that our current situation applies here.
I heard back from the board.
you gotta start filibustin' the WAC.
So the nurses hated me, 'cause I kept makin' Exorcist jokes.
Every week, we almost close.
And if they turn up, the warden's gonna want somebody's head.