Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aah!
The beast swallows the treasure.
What are you gonna do?
and conveniently teleports you across the kingdom
All right, against each other, I guess.
...then, finally, Mario Kebab the dwarf warrior
I lured you here for food,
by text message.
so we can deliver the final blow.
A sphinx gives you this riddle --
You all lose 30 HP.
This is more trap than an Auto-Tuned rapper.
17 plus 2 intelligence bonus -- 19.
I play a merry tune, and I dance.
are to be found in the black crystal dungeon,
I only wrote that in my diary
that is how you crashed the car earlier.
Well, duh, how else can you tell they're ripe
But of course.