Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For the nominal sum of $100, I will have my personal guru send your wife to India.
Just give me five minutes with him.
Both of them!
Yes.
Oh, you are the queen of gurus.
It oils the tongue, loosens the jaw, and lays bare the secrets of the soul.
When I put the secrets of the Far East into this sixth grade graduate brain of mine, they's gonna walk to me, too.
Coming from India?
They goes clean to India just to see them.
Aw... Go ahead, boy, I'll do it.
It fills you with kindness and love too.
Texas tea.
It's hard for you, ain't it?
What is it?
Well, we gurus should keep open minds.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Granny'll never forget me for this.
Only, uh...
Go ahead, lay down!
Hard wise.
and a great appetite for celestial harmony.
Horrible way to go.
but you takes guru lessons and you bust right through the rind into the meat.
Hey, Mr. Guru, come on!
There's two parts to a watermelon.
You did?
Let's commence meditating.
I'll even be able to understand Granny.
Your love embraces all living things.
To give to the Maharishi for what you call a limited domestic guruing license.
Good.
You're going to get about 30 days of it.
And now, and now, you are ready.
How much will it be?