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Thief!
Thank you, Sergeant.
Yes, Mr. Guru.
The untouchable?
Not a call for that, is it?
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Oh, well, have your mama to come in.
Nice day, ain't it?
Are you sure you're all right?
Oh, Granny!
Borrow me?
I call it the Great Mother Flight.
Sure.
I want to report a fake guru.
but I bet her rind's too thick.
Call forth to his psyche.
Why?
Granny!
After all, Milburn did say that he wouldn't let near money stand in the way of my spiritual growth.
Oh, she exists only in the mystic sense.
You don't mean... Yes, my dear.
You talking about your corn squeezes?
If I go to guruing without it, the hyenas will get me.
I want one.
It's only a short trip.
See if they'll give you a discount for that.
Uh-uh.
I am.
How much can you pay?
No!
That'll bring it down to $15,000.
I know how to prime the pump.
and loaded up the truck in the mood for Beverly Hills, that is, swimming fools, movie stars.
The great mother has a message for you.
I might be able to get an advance from Uncle Jed, but I hardly think he'll go for $25,000.
I've got to meditate.