Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, well, in that case, it'll be $100.
Peasants!
I'm going to get a hoe handle.
Dirty double-crosser.
So sweet and generous.
Please let me have it, Uncle Jed!
Would you mind explaining to me what a guru is?
Won't hurt you.
Granny, you'll pay for that!
Only $750.
Bliss.
Why don't you make it $3,000, and I'll throw in a mongoose.
Oh, no, my dear.
A mere $50,000.
Make it snappy, Margaret.
What about him?
Call him.
Oh, you must be Mr. Austell's guru.
Well, then we'll cut out Canada and Mexico.
Greetings, my daughter.
Oh, that's good.
There's another way.
I'm ready?
I'm down, boy.
You are afloat on a sea of serenity.
Hi.
Do you travel a great deal in Maine, Wyoming, and South Dakota?
Perhaps another time, my dear.
Ah, bliss.
Sorry, I fell.
It's one of the deepest I've ever seen.
Make it $200.